dentures

Modern day dentures for the young folk. After getting braces removed, they are often given removable retainers to wear either on the roof of their mouth, the bottom of their mouth, or both. These retainers must be washed in denture cleaner. And they must be removed prior to eating. Plus, they are shaped to match the roof and teeth of the wearer, giving the look of dentures.

"Oh my god! Jenny you look like an old lady when you pull those dentures out. It's even shaped like your mouth!"
"Shut up! It's just my retainer."

by Abby Vert May 15, 2006

Boob Dent

When a girl that wears a bra that is too tight, and her breast fat hangs over the edges. This creates small diagnal dents across her chest. Like a muffin top, but on your chest.

"Ohmygawd Karen, get a C cup so we dont have to see that lameass boob dent :P"

by Agentcoopersgurl January 3, 2009

Dentally retarded

Someone who *knows* they need to go to the dentist but keeps putting it off because they are scared, they don't want to spend the money, or they think the problem will just go away on its own.

Bob: My teeth are killing me.

Steph: Why don't you go see the dentist? You're always complaining about your teeth.

Bob: I don't wanna go.

Steph: Man, you are dentally retarded.

by VT T-Bear November 26, 2009

e-dentity theft

Having your email address "stolen" by spambots or phishing scams. Your own email address will then show as the "from" address on a spam mass mailing, and now all of a sudden YOU are a criminal, and even worse...you get your own email.

"I just got a viagra email from myself. Damn e-dentity theft!"

by DaniW January 14, 2009

Birdman's Dentist

Someone who should probably lose his license to practice dentistry. Named after whoever is responsible for what happened to the teeth in rapper Birdman's mouth. He was likely inspired by the film Marathon Man.

My gums are bleeding! Who the fuck are you, Birdman's dentist?

by HoratioHornblaster June 10, 2010

Dentist Office

When a used tampon is inserted into the cheek and the person is then punched in the mouth. Hopefully the blood will squirt out if executed properly. Named since at the dentist cotton is inserted in the cheek for bleeding.

I gave that fool a Dentist office yo!

by dosllama January 12, 2010

Dent

Not full on crushing but you like them enough that if they asked you out you would say yes

"Woah bruh you totally like him"
"Nah it's just a dent"

by Lmaoooooo lol August 26, 2016