Lil diddle

A boy with a small penis

“Ew Ana he had a lil diddle, I had to go”

by Dark skin June 23, 2018

dipper diddle

A clueless person who believes they are at the top of the social pyramid but tend to near the bottom. Often times they are a new student, freshman, or sixth grader.

Martha thinks she is so cool because she is from Kentucky but she is just a dipper diddle.

by chocolate tree December 13, 2014

Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022

Diddle Stick

1. (Manual)A baster brush made with silicone, normaly to be used in cooking/baking. Many find diddling their hoo-haw with this and some olive oil, find this to be quite orgasmic.
2. (Automatic)A vibrator for female or male pleasure generally multiple settings and brings orgasmic energy out of the male and female sex organs.

1:Hey babe, Have you seen the diddle stick?

2: Which diddle stick? Automatic/Manual?
3:Suprise me!, wait.. maybe both.. and you?? We can diddle eachother!
4:Are you coming? Already have the diddle sticks and my pants off!

Ned flanders: they diddley sticked eachother in the doodley hoo haw.

by kale-cabbage March 18, 2020

diddled

Slang: To be touched in an uncensensual manner. See also: diddling. Primarily used as a verb.

"Don't go in his basement you might get diddled"

by ogKario November 28, 2024

Diddle

The molest a child or kid

Jimmy was diddled when he was younger so now he does like to be around people alot

by Diddled child January 19, 2022

diddle

playing on your computer without doing any work

I used to diddle instead of doing homework

by snowboardnj September 10, 2019