Date night is the negotiated exchange of a night out for the lady resulting in anal sex for the man.
A double entendre derived from the dried date (fruit of the date palm) resembling an anus.
A double entendre derived from the dried date (fruit of the date palm) resembling an anus.
M: 'So is Wednesday night date night?'
F: 'Only if I get a three course meal, a show and we arrive in a limo.'
M: 'Do we get to do it in the limo?'
F: 'Throw in the best champagne on the menu and you've got a deal.'
M: 'I love date night.'
F: 'Only if I get a three course meal, a show and we arrive in a limo.'
M: 'Do we get to do it in the limo?'
F: 'Throw in the best champagne on the menu and you've got a deal.'
M: 'I love date night.'
by sharingispower June 12, 2013
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Date-Sitter - the sucker stuck acting as a buffer between two such people in a dying relationship.
Date-Sitter - the sucker stuck acting as a buffer between two such people in a dying relationship.
He was driving me nuts, so I talked one of my sorority sisters into date-sitting him for a few weeks until I'm more firmly attached to Bruiser here.
by marfita May 28, 2010
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by Buffguy678 May 22, 2011
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Kate immediately grabbed Drew's hand and pulled him back to her bedroom from the TV once she noticed that his date balls had come out.
by thehomie69 September 5, 2013
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To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.
To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.
"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"
by Douchebag1111111111111111109 March 29, 2017
Get the Date Munchies mug.When someone goes on two dates and then ceases contact with their date for the entirety of their earthly life (or you stop dating them after two dates). A play on the cultural expression "ding dong ditch".
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At least they are not sex definitions
At least they are not sex definitions
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