Mattress Dance

Slang for sexual intercourse.

Bill and Maria performed a mattress dance in front of their video camera last night!

by Me69 March 30, 2006

Not the daddy dance

On the maury show, when a paternity test shows that the man being tested is not the father, and the woman runs off like a trick ass ho, this is the dance that the man does. The man usually does it with elaborate flourish, including but not limited to:
1. Asking female audience members for phone numbers.
2. High-fiving or pounding members of the audience.
3. Helping the janitors clean backstage in a fit of joy.
4. Cartwheels

Such dances increase in satisfaction when more people have been tested by the woman, and also in proportion to the percentage sure the woman is that he is the father (i.e. a woman who claims to be 100% sure that the man is the father will get a lesser dance than one who claims to be 1000% sure.)

Maury: "You are NOT the father!"
Trick ass ho: "Oh Lawd!" (runs offstage)
Not the daddy: "HELL YEAH! I TOLD YO ASS! TRIFLIN' ASS SKANK!" (Cartwheel leading into other elaborate moves in the not the daddy dance.

by Dirty V May 13, 2006

highland dancing

Probably the most extreme, physically tiring form of dancing in the world. Either competed or performed, highland dancing is both mentally and physically exhausting. Dancers hop on one foot, performing a variety of difficult dance moves, sometimes including leaps in the air, dancing over crossed swords, and other such challenges. Dancers compete the highland dances in kilts and jackets and/or vests, and perform the national dances in the aboyne costume. A white or blue sailor's costume is worn for the Sailor's Hornpipe. More liberties are taken with the outfit for the Scottish Jig.

All the dances are performed wearing the soft shoe ghillie, similar to the ballet slipper.The one exception is the Scottish Jig; it is performed in hard heeled shoes with metal attached the the bottom of the heel that make clacking noises.

The dances include the:
Fling
Sword
Seann Truibhas
Strathspey and Highland Reel
Strathspey and Half Tulloch
Strathspey, Highland Reel and Half Tulloch
Full Tulloch
Tullochan
Barracks Johnny
Laddie
Jig
Hornpipe
Lilt
Flora
Blue Bonnets
Village Maid
Scotch Measure
Earl of Errol
Etc.

Highland Dancing is spectacular to watch.

by tammy_k October 6, 2008

School Dance

Like any Dance, this is a time where it is acceptable for 13 year olds girls to dress as whores, and for boys to get away with sexual harassment. The only difference with a School Dance is, Your perverted teachers get to watch you "pop lock and drop it"

Girl #1 : Did you go to the School Dance on friday?
Girl #2 : Yah, Brad had his hands right up my skirt!

by Teleport5 March 31, 2009

Fusion Dance

Fyooo...

<(' '<) ^(' ')^ (>' ')> <(' '<) ^(' ')^ (>' ')>

Sion...

<(' '<)(>' ')>

HAAA!!!

(>' ')><(' '<)

((<(0_0)>))

That is how you do the fusion dance.

Goten and Trunks did a fusion to become Gotenks and kicked the crap out of Majin Buu.

Related, Goku and Vegeta did the Fusion dance to become Gogeta to defeat Janemba and battle Omega Shenron.

by Durango June 26, 2006

Rain Dance

Refers to the Native Americans belief of ritual dances to invoke rain. In Australia - a notoriously dry continent, locals often invoke the idea (or the actuality) of a 'rain dance' to bring on rain.

I reckon we nec a rain dance to break this drought

by agronomy_sharon June 4, 2016

emocan dance

A dance that the emo subculture tells us that it doesn't exsist, but in the depths of the society there is a dance that consists of one bleeding around a hat while listening to any type of screamo-emo music. the hat can be substituted for a puddle of blood, or in rare cases dead babies.

girl: "are you going to the dance?"
emokid: "only if they are playing Hawthorne Heights, the only dance that i know is the emocan dance...forget i said that because it doesn't exist."

by Michael J. Caboose June 11, 2006