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Dumb Deer 

A common phrase used to describe a brunette, rather than a blonde, with low intelligence, practical experience, or common sense. It compares her intelligence to that of roadkill.
Wow, Jane just got a -14 on her math test... She's such a dumb deer.

Kandel is such a dumb deer! She keeps complaining that her pencil is backwards and that the eraser is where the point should be and the point is where the eraser should be!
Dumb Deer by Endoplasmc Reti February 5, 2010
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The Deer Feeder

When a dude cums in his hand and his partner then eats it out of his hand as dude pets their head .

Credit to G.A
That chick loved it when i gave her The Deer Feeder.

Dance with the deer 

Having one or two or three or too many shots of the German drink Jägermeister. Generally you do silly things, sometimes including dancing or simply falling over.
To dance with the deer is fun.
Dancing with the deer is fun that night till you get awoken by the deer's hoof in your head the next day.
I danced with the deer last night.
Dance with the deer by Mb500 March 2, 2009

Brown Deer 

broun deer
-noun

The only suburb of Milwaukee with a 1:1 ratio of blacks and whites. Has a bowling alley, Salvation Army. The site for the PGA tour (in the aptly named Brown Deer Park).

Also known as: Brown Dizzle, BD-Town, The Village

"I live in Brown Deer. White people and black people do too"
Brown Deer by heirloomination February 24, 2009
A word used to substitute any place that is not a nice place to live.

A bad place to live.
"That place is so West Deer."
West Deer by Half-Court Miracle September 3, 2006

Key Deer 

Deer that are extremely small. They only live on Big Pine Key in the Florida Keys and are a protected and endangered animal. Speed limits in Big Pine Key are reduced dramatically in caution of Key Deer.
Let's go to Big Pine and see the cute little endangered Key Deer!
Key Deer by Lemonless June 13, 2008