collywobbles

a stomachache, stomach pain

I had the collywobbles from that disgusting laxative my doctor gave.

by The Return of Light Joker June 21, 2008

Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder

Being completely obsessed with Edward Cullen and the Twilight Saga.

My friend Jayne has Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder. She does nothing but talk about Edward Cullen

by CodyThePony November 23, 2009

Cullenize

The act of changing ones physical appearance to become a member of the "Cullen Family"

"I would love it if someone cullenized me today!"

by Srara Kk February 19, 2009

Edward Cullen

A non-existant paedophile that stalks girls.
Some girls are "Twi-hard fans" and enjoy it though. Freaks.

Girl1: I woke up and saw him standing there watching me! How the fuck did he get in my room?!

Girl2: Cedric Diggory?!

Girl1: Nah! Edward Cullen! You know, that new freak in school with girl lips?

by edwardhater May 26, 2010

Edward Cullen

A fucktard wannabe vampire that is in love with Bella, a fucktard herself. (Omg they should make babies of the FUCKTARD species! Oh, wait! Don't they already have a fucktard child?) He's a vegetarian vampire. A vampire that sucks on animal blood. Not human. And he SPARKLEZ? Nice, he sparkles, also. Yeah, I think Stephanie Meyer got the wrong idea of a REAL VAMPIRE. He's just a faggot pansy fairy that stalks Bella. (Apparently that's "romance" to him) Bella is even more of a fucktard that she even FELL for him! Are you serious?

P.S. If you have NOT read the Twilight Saga, DON'T! JUST DON'T! Don't touch that series if you value your brain cells. That alone is one of the government's conspiracy theories that's gonna kill us all.

Twifan: Like, Oh my god. Edward Cullen is so darn cute! You should read Twilight!

Person: Yeah, I rather not. I'd love to keep my brain cells.

Twifan: How can you survive without reading TWILIGHT?! IT'S THE BEST!!!

Person: Unlike you, I actually want to pass and graduate.

by allergictobullshit May 2, 2010

Cullen syndrome

the longing for something unattainable(could be a person or inhuman object) to the point of near insanity.

inspired by Edward cullen of the twilight seires

a: dude my girl wants to go all the way, but i took a vow of chastity

B: dude you've got some serious cullen syndrome

by Logan-943 May 15, 2009

Cullen

A boy (or girl) that any girl would do anything to be with. They would be very lucky and wouldn't be regretting anything once they get with him or her.

Omg I love Cullen
Cullen is amazing
Cullen is so fricking hot

by Tan.ner June 1, 2017