Credit Card Swiping

When you take your hand and swish it upward (or downward) someone's ass crack to cause them to jump. In a credit card swiping motion.
"Dude you just credit card swiped my ass! Not Cool!"
by Swanksterama November 04, 2003
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Oklahoma credit card

a tube used to siphon gasoline in order to steal it
An Oklahoma credit card was left attached to the tank, which not only left a link to the culprit, but created a hazard as well.
by The Return of Light Joker August 14, 2011
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Credit Score Night

Credit Score night (noun): A night in which you go to a woman’s house and get NO play. This term is used to accentuate the surplus of small talk like “what’s your credit score”, present in a night you don’t get action.
Will: “I went to Maddie’s house last night”
Evan: “So did you get ur dick wet?”
Will: “Noooo man. It was a Credit score night!”
by GawkityGawk April 15, 2022
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Greek credit card

A credit card used to run up debt which is then assumed by another. Typically obtained either by college students or Southern European nations.
College Student #1 "I'm tapped out & have no money to shop and party."

College Student #2 "Well, you need a Greek credit card."

months later...

Parent "I just got your credit card bill in the mail. You need to go get a job because I'm not paying this!"

College Student #1 "Geez, don't be so German!"
by jrcdmc June 20, 2011
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Credit Card Swipe

Swiping a credit card through a strippers ass instead of paying with money
Connor was out of money but still wanted a lap dance so he did a credit card swipe.
by chavo190 August 01, 2011
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fuzzy credit card

"Fuzzy credit card" is a moderately pejorative phrase referring to the costs that a male normally incurs while socializing with a female. An obvious and sophomoric comparison is made between using a credit card reader and the act of sexual intercourse: Sliding one's penis into a woman's vagina will rack up the highest interest rates you are ever going to pay.
1. That woman is a real fuzzy credit card. I'm bankrupting myself just trying to satisfy her desires for gifts and expensive dinners!

2. Dude, I had to dump that chick. I was racking up too many charges on that fuzzy credit card.

3. She sure is enjoyable to be around, but I had to shit-can her, because she ended up being a fuzzy credit card.
by Rook's Buddy May 09, 2010
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Mississippi Credit Card

A set of bolt cutters used to cut locks to gain entry into tool sheds, storage buildings and businesses with the intent to steal property.
Bubba couldn't afford child support this month so he went on a shopping spree with his Mississippi Credit Card.
by Che's_Hands September 21, 2008
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