ditch cougar

The name given for stray domestic cats found out in the country. Typically used in the midwest by good ol' country folk.

Hey Jimbo, did you see that ditch cougar sittin' on the side of the road back there?

Yeah, I seen the bastard. Turn around so i can shoot it quick.

by Grease Rocket February 8, 2017

cougaring

the act of a cougar prowling the premises seeking out her next sexual conquest

The hot blond in the black dress has been cougaring for the last half hour

by thomaskemper August 27, 2009

wounded cougar

The wounded cougar is a rare breed of cougar who typically is accompanied by a proper cougar. The wounded cougar is the less attractive, unkempt wing woman of a traditional cougar who does not typically prey on man but upon seeing the action of her cougar friend steps up her game and for a night attempts to hunt the not so elusive young (and typically intoxicated) man.

I took one for the team and went home with the wounded cougar last night.

by Jack Robbins May 25, 2007

Baby Cougar

Smoking hot girl in her twenties who only likes younger men. She aggressively hunts 18 – 22 year olds and 16 and 17 year olds when in Nevada.

If you are 24 and trolling the high schools...you are a baby cougar.

by WakeboardChick23 November 29, 2010

Cougaroo

Old woman with pockets that hits on young men.
A cougar mixed with a kangaroo.
Lady at Jay Jay's resteraunt in Missouri.

She's a cougaroo!

by blahblahblahblahblah1234578910 March 8, 2011

Water Cougar

A name given to the species of cougar that treads small pools of water, preferably chlorinated indoor pools.

The Water Cougar preys on fully developed, but somewhat less matured species of homosapien and is usually spotted doing a(n)erobic exercises in an attempt to lure in their highly vigilant and fully aware "prey".

Their attempts are most always futile although no record has been taken as to whether anyone has fallen into their traps.

Athlete: "I think I sprained my ankle the other day, now I have to go do a low impact workout in the water."

Cautious Athlete: "Oh man, you best be on the watch for those Water Cougars, they feed on your very looks."

Athlete: "thanks for the heads up"

by Snuffalumpagus December 18, 2009

swamp cougar

a derogatory term used for a beautiful, intelligent woman, generally by a sad old salad dodger who is jealous that they could never get such a fine piece of ass

check out that swamp cougar clawing that fit young man, I wish I was him

by Kirky100 September 17, 2010