carrot dick

A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.

The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.

by Gareth August 14, 2003

carroll middle school

a shitty ass school located in Fort Lame, Indiana. the people here are sluts, fuckers, children who think they are 21, lesbians, gays, and even transgenders. if u were to get caught with one, u might get raped or drugged. they stick out there butts in pictures and send nudes to eachother.

"do you go to carroll middle school?"
"yes, why"
"im sorry"

by mfassholebitchass May 29, 2017

carrot-cake

(noun)

1. A cake made from carrot gratings and walnuts.
2. The term used to describe a girl who has over excessivley fake tanned (carrot) and is wearing too much make up (cake face).

1."OMG, my mum made the best carrot-cake the other day!"
2."Oh great here comes carrot-cake, i reckon you'd need a shovel to find her face."
3."Did you see Craig making out with carrot-cake over there?"

by Noor , xx March 15, 2008

ear carrot

an orange, oblong ear plug resembling a carrot in color and shape.

The concert was incredibly loud, so I stuffed in a couple of ear carrots so I wouldn't lose my hearing.

by olympic1896 August 24, 2018

cerrote

Spanish for turd. Usually referrs to a large, unbroken shit.

"Look at that cerrote I dropped!"

by pedro romero June 21, 2005

Baby Carrots

A hi-tech device used to make heterosexual men think homosexual thoughts. Best summed up by Stephen Colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.

Baby carrots are turning me gay!

by PossumCuber December 7, 2009

chase the carrot

attempting to reach the unreachable, in the old days a carrot was tied to a stick in front of a wagon's mule / stubborn horse to make them step forward and walk ahead . . . they were never able to reach the carrot.

Sometimes it seemed that becoming a track star was chasing the carrot for Bob the paraplegic.

by Razorslap October 29, 2003