cornography

Porn, except instead of people, they are replaced with Corn

cornography is what i do man, write it and film it, and the best part is, they do it for free. They'll do anything! Hardcore, whatever you want.

by maxatron December 23, 2008

connor mcglynn

An old maan in the body of a young child. seems to know many girls but only stalks them on facebook. also known as benjamin button's twin butt buddy.

Look its benjamin button oh no wait its connor mcglynn.

by dubcrub July 22, 2010

Connor

A truly amazing human being. Connor is a strange, but really funny guy, and he never fails to make everyone in the room wear a wide smile. He also is a kind, caring, and sweet person, who really cares about his friends, and will always listen to you. He is most definitely boyfriend material, and any girl would be lucky to be with him. Not only is he all of the above, but he's pretty damn attractive as well. Anyone who's lucky enough to have a Connor in their life might as well be the luckiest and happiest person alive, because this is a person who is genuine and can't be replaced.

Girl 1: "Hey, do you know Connor?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's amazing!!"
Girl 1: "I know!! I'm so lucky to be his girlfriend!!"

by Something.in.the.way March 14, 2015

dirty connor

When someone walks in on a someone fucking a cat and then fucks the cat in the left ear.

Me and Connor did a dirty connor last night.

by Savage2121 May 7, 2017

Connor

The Android sent by CyberLife

"my name is Connor, I am the Android sent by Cyberlife."

by The gross part of a banana July 21, 2018

Condom Connoisseur

One who knows his or her way around the condom section on the local drug store to a frightening degree….

Have you ever seen that episode of Aqua teen hunger force where they use a ray to enlarge Carl‘s genitals and crabs start crawling out of his shorts? He is NOT a Condom Connoisseur.

by umpa lumpa Dude July 5, 2006

connoissucker

A person with little experience, background or training who suddenly starts to enjoy high-brow, high-margin items of questionable quality. Includes people who buy artwork on cruise ships, $10,000 home theatre systems and Hummers. They also drink wines costing $50+ per bottle without ever drinking the $10+ ones and buy athletic gear engineered for professional athletes for a half-mile stroll. While they profess their love of the "finer things in life," a merchant laughs all the way to the bank.

Dave is such a connoissucker. He bought that painting on a Caribbean cruise for $2500 and acts like it's a Van Gogh.

by DrewinMadtown January 30, 2008