Pre-condiment

The clear liquid that comes out of the bottle ahead of the ketchup or mustard.

I shot a big load of pre-condiment all over that burger.

by Russell Moobs August 6, 2010

condilingus

a nickname for Secutary of State Condiliza Rice created by Dave Chapplle

Condilingus Rice sounds like a Mexican dish

by The Boys name is rasputin April 11, 2007

condensation

water that evaporates in the clouds and then condenses.

when water from the ocean is taken into the clouds, which is called condensation.

by lovecutie June 1, 2009

condonlences

The art of double-speak where an organization or individual expresses sorrow at the misfortune of a person or group which they have actively opposed, while simultaneously implying their own moral or political judgment on the party/ies

Radical anti-abortion groups issued condonlences over the murder of Dr. George Tiller.

by jerryjack June 2, 2009

armstrong air condition

In a motor vehicles, cooling the inside by rolling down the windows or putting down the top.

I only have armstrong air conditioning.

by Sam Colt July 11, 2006

Japanese Air Conditioning

When a girl freezes green tea ice cubes and puts them in her mouth and than places the guy's balls in her mouth.

It was hot last night and Ashley came over and helped out with some Japanese Air Conditioning.

by JT Miller July 15, 2009

condition

to gradually acclimatize another into previously untried or forbidden behavior, control, lead into deep water

By smearing peanut butter on her cooter, she conditioned her doberman to provide her 'non-prime time' pleasure

by wriggler February 21, 2005