condaddy

someone makes grandeur plans of drunken shennanigans with all of your friends only to bail last minute; usually accompanied by many excuses of erroneous responsibilities

Dude, you swore you would actually come out with us this time! Don't be such a condaddy!

by loyial parnassus April 23, 2010

Condominimum

n: The absolute smallest square footage that a developer can build a condominium unit without it being legally considered to be a pet carrier.

Bruce: "Hey Rob! I just bought a new 400 square foot condominimum!"

Rob: "For your cat?"

Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"

by warmbrother October 2, 2014

Gutter Condom

noun: object used when a regular condom is insufficient for the circumstance; a plastic baggie and a rubberband in additional to traditional measures to fully protect your shit

Jodge: Dude, check out that Gutter Hag

Bart: Whoah, shes vomitting! Better use a gutter condom on that slag.

by muffinlady January 30, 2009

Split Condom

Your worst living nightmare no matter who you are...

Man: Aww Damn yeah bitch wait im gonna cum!!

*Split Condom*

Man: Aww shit man not again.
Woman: ohh what was that?

Man: ... You might wanna get a pregnancy test.. and maybe a chlamydia test aswell while your at it....
Woman: Your fucking kidding me right?

by ACSL October 11, 2009

bacon condom

The bacon condom; the act of thrusting one's erect penis into a woman's anus/vaginal opening and then inserting a hand in the opposite hole. This is followed by masturbation, all the while beimg within her body. Upon ejaculation, seman leaks slowly out of the respective hole, like fat when cooking bacon. Thus is formed, the bacon condom.

Keir: holy shit dude, check out that ass to leg ratio on that female!
Karl: yeah man, I think I'll have to try out the bacon condom on her!

by By Kanada Scot December 3, 2013

Continental Condom

When you choose a condom of your choice and use the same condom to fuck 7 different women from each of the 7 continents.

Jimmy had realized after too much partying at the club he had obtained a continental condom.

by teleportbread43days August 20, 2014

no-condom rule

When you are fingering a girl and your hand comes back very wet without you having done almost nothing, you are allowed to have sex without a condom.

Damn bitch, you wet as fuck. The no-condom rule is officially in effect.

by jojokokoploplobeebee December 25, 2016