comcimbre

a fake knock-off cumcumber but for is not edible

jack: I want a cumcumber shoved up my as-

irs: no have a comcimbre, it's harder.

by anonymous September 1, 2023

Consciousness

Hey! Look at that! Morgue was right! Bow down and worship him! And not me him but... Wait, no. Don't worship him. Worship me. Always worship me. And don't don't worship me Hym but don't worship him him. I mean it!

Hym "Hey, look! The Hoffman guy says the same thing about consciousness that Morgue says! But I doubt we'll all be laughing becuase ya'll are talking a lot of shit."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2023

Conscience

No it fucking isn't. The voice of God? Come on dawg. You're not even trying anymore. Your conscience told you to slaughter the cannanites? Jephthah's conscience told him to burn his own daughter.

Hym "So, what is the fucking ACTUAL claim here? People are confusing their conscience with some ethereal reality monster and acting based on that and doing deranged horrific things? I mean, it's more likely than not the natural byproduct of a bifurcated mind and years of cultural indoctrination but whay is going on here? Did I run out of religious commentary to steal without realizing it? Jesus! That's ridiculous. Your conscience is the voice of God and your boner if Jesus' priapism. His ghost is possessing your weiner to... Um... Remind you that he died for your sins."

by Hym Iam November 18, 2023

conscioustrate

When someone consciously concentrates

Nir walks around the garden, Julia can't stop talking and Nir says angrily: Julia Conscioustrate!!

by hazeyjane January 29, 2024

cumscious

to be full of cum, semen, sperm, jizz.

"he was very cumscious inside."

by leukio January 30, 2024

consciencey

How you feel regarding a proposed/planned/present/past action which doesn't entirely sit well with your built-in sense of right and wrong.

Even though an amicably-agreed-upon procedure would have both made my role in da endeavor a bit easier and allowed me a small monetary profit, I still felt consciencey about it because in my mind it seemed slightly unfair and advantage-taking of da other folks involved in said agreement, and so eventually I scurried back and re-negotiated da plan's details with these people, and we hashed out an improved course of action which more-evenly distributed da associated hardships and rewards.

by QuacksO February 2, 2024

Consciousness

Winston

Winston is literally the concept of consciousness.

by Wobky wonk March 9, 2024