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by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

cooling glasses

Meaning: A modern term for eyeglasses or sunglasses, implying they are used to cool or soothe the eyes, often from the glare of the sun.

"The 21st-century gentleman raised his cooling glasses to get a better look at the car approaching down the sun-drenched road."

by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025

Collingwood Crack

When two people, typically homeless and high on drugs, have sex in a public washroom

Person A: Did you hear about what happened at school yesterday??
Person B: Yeah, it was a classic Collingwood Crack

by chudtopia January 4, 2026

Collingwood Crack

When two people, typically homeless and on drugs, have sex in a public washroom

Person A: Did you hear about what happened at school yesterday??
Person B: Yep, it was a classic Collingwood Crack.

by chudtopia January 4, 2026

sun cooling

sun cooling is when a person is on the highway in a car on a hot summer day and the sun is focused directly on a part of your body so you wind down all the windows to let the cool air work as an ice pack to some degree.

Mother: why do you have all the windows down?
Boy: because im sun cooling da!

by you-lil-monster August 30, 2010

if-coding

When you start writing a code and find yourself overusing conditional/if statements inefficiently, making your code long, messy and unreadable. This strategy is often used by people new to coding, or people that have not planned out how they will write their program. In addition to spamming if statements, if-coders also often do not follow the rules of object oriented programming. They will often only have one class file and will include all of the code for the objects they could have made in that class, resulting in a (very) long code that is hard to read and hard to expand off of, which often leads to code abandonment.

Example 1*

Person 1: Last night I was making a pretty cool game, but I found myself if-coding, and I had to abandon it.

Person 2: Oh wow that's gotta suck.

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Example 2*

New Coder: Hey check out this cool game I made!

Experienced Coder: This is a big piece of if-code. Your game sucks.

New Coder: Well my mom thought it was pretty cool...

by YetAnother13YearOldBoy November 12, 2013

water cooling

Peeing on someone's face when they're hot for your cock

Do you like water cooling gurrrl?

by yesyesyescum December 3, 2014