cleanerita

combo of two words . cleaning lady and spanish for girl...senorita..most cleaning ladies tend to be of hispanic origin anyways applicable especially as hotel staff and janitorial workers

hey, when the cleanerita comes, can you get some extra towels??

by douglas epley October 27, 2006

Cleaned her plate

When you lick a females pussy.

What did you and Mya do last night? "After i got some becky i cleaned her plate.

by redshirt21 October 16, 2009

Cleaning the church

Slang term used to describe the act of a conservative woman masturbating. Generally associated with lonely and bored housewives of good nature and standing with god.

Mary: "Where's Janice?, I haven't heard from her all day and her Husband has been out of town for a few days."

Delores: "Oh, she's probably cleaning the church since she hasn't made love for a few days"

by Lunafish May 14, 2011

kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.

hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!

by doc hargrove August 16, 2006

clean the pipes

masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.

I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.

For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.

by t freezy August 13, 2011

80's cleaning montage

cleaning up a mess in extremely fast motion while music is playing, made popular by 80's sitcoms

Person 1: Uhh, this is going to take forever to clean!

Person 2: Not if we use an 80's cleaning montage. Lets go!

by Mike Hunt543 January 12, 2009

facebook cleaning

The process of deleting "friends" from one's Facebook list.

Brian: I have like 1000 friends

Trent: I hope you're exaggerating...Dude, you need to do some Facebook cleaning

Brian: Truer words have yet to be spoken.

by Brorack Brobama February 10, 2010