Sistine Chapeled

Getting so domed off of nicotine that you see God.

John: Damn you doing all right?
Michael: Nah this puff bar got me sistine chapeled as fuck.

by frggerz January 14, 2023

I’m being chased by a lobster

You are being chased by a lobster and need to call the police right now.

People are hiring hit men lobsters so be weary

I’m being chased by a lobster

Call the police

Ok

by Chased by lobster August 12, 2019

Prescott Prayer Chapel

Students at Point Loma Nazarene University in San Diego, CA go here to make out and finger each other’s bum bums. Occasionally people pray here.

“I’m taking Megan to Prescott Prayer Chapel later.”
“Whoooa man, second base already? Nice!”

by quartzlcc August 31, 2021

Champed

To hit in the face one time so hard the person is knocked out.

"Ortiz got champed in that UFC fight"

by jjthekid March 6, 2008

Chafed Manchester

A sexual maneuver where a female straddles the chest of her male lover and attains climax by rubbing against the male's nipple.

After Todd Donkey Punched Lori, she felt it necessary to wake him up the next morning with a Chafed Manchester.

by TerryTheTwoTimingTesticle July 8, 2011

Chafed Waif

Geordie (Stanley) expression for an unnappealingly thin girl. Mainly used by those who favour "something to fondle" from a larger and more robust woman.

"Ah Jimbo! No way! She's a chafed waif man!"

by James April 27, 2006

Get chapped

Get chapped meaning to be trolled or let down by a friend.

Paul, "Hey guys can someone pick me up tomorrow"
Conor, "sure friend"
Doesn't pick his friend up and leaves him waiting.

Conor then texts Paul knowing well that he was never going to pick him up and leaves him a text message saying, "get chapped... Cunt. Lol"

by Ginkel June 15, 2022