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C-Cup Catfish 

(Noun) A girl whose public appearance or dating website pics intentionally give the impression she has a great rack, but when seen in person without a bra she is dissapointingly flat-chested.
"So I slept with Lisa on our 3rd date. Unfortunately, she's a C-Cup Catfish. Her boobs were even smaller than the zits on my brother's face."

a sandy catfish

When you slam dunk your dick in curry and have intercourse with a vagina/asshole/mouth.
Right after the Indian party he gave me a sandy catfish

Catfishing 

Hey check out this car i fixed everything.
Hey dude stop catfishing me its broken
Catfishing by Imdaman5260 December 7, 2020

lead catfish

Asian girl that can't swim. ie: all Asian girls.
Dude, I brought two lead catfishes to the pool party on Memorial Day.
lead catfish by Timmy Kobra June 21, 2007

catfish-piff

what you call marijuana that has been smuggled or hidden inside a vagina, usually leaving some sort of odor on the nugs.
This shit smells raunchy, who do you pick up from?

Oh you know Carla? She got that Catfish-Piff.
catfish-piff by spickstache666 December 2, 2010

a catfish gave me head