Carol Schmucker
Pronoun; Precious perfect princess. Every mans dream. Every womans nightmare.. You will either be completely enchanted and powerless by her presence or left feeling lesserthan or incompetent. Unable to ever even compare to that witch is her. Love her? hate her ? Either way you will never forget her.. fan for life...
Pronoun; Precious perfect princess. Every mans dream. Every womans nightmare.. You will either be completely enchanted and powerless by her presence or left feeling lesserthan or incompetent. Unable to ever even compare to that witch is her. Love her? hate her ? Either way you will never forget her.. fan for life...
Anthony's so "Lucky",I wish i had a Carol Schmucker.
Carol Schmucker! If i never hear that again ill die a happy woman.
Carol Schmucker! If i never hear that again ill die a happy woman.
by Cancerous psycho November 21, 2025
Get the Carol Schmucker mug.Men, usually in their 20s and 30s, that are extremely unattractive that they can be said to represent mutants. They often resemble members of the family from movies Wrong Turn or The Hills Have Eyes, as they travel in packs; whether they are brothers, or cousins, or close friends. You can usually find them lurking at dive bars, preying on young/naive women with the intention to “smoke” as that is their only attractive quality. They often have an undernourished frame, sunken face and eyes, with high cheek bones embedded with deep acne scars, and short dirty blonde hair.
Who are those really ugly guys that keep bugging them girls over there playing pool, insisting that they go with them to their car to smoke? Oh, those are just Carol’s Kidz.
by TheRealMDPhD May 5, 2024
Get the Carol’s Kidz mug.by idontfuckingliebozo September 26, 2022
Get the Carol Paddock mug.The act of people calling their friends around Christmas time and singing holiday songs to each other.
by chamberofsecretshasbeenopened December 24, 2010
Get the Phone Caroling mug.Carole Baskin, killed her husband, whacked him, fed him to tigers they snackin, can’t convince me that it didn’t happen, CAROLE BASKIN.
Tom: Hey did you see the show Tiger King?
Jeff: Yeah, do you think Carole Baskin killed her husband?
Jeff: Yeah, do you think Carole Baskin killed her husband?
by 1lolo9 May 6, 2020
Get the Carole Baskin mug.It's like the resting bitch face, rolling eyes at the stupidity with a side of disappointment but on steroids.
The face is to be saying “What the fuck, you stupid fucking idiot”
The face is to be saying “What the fuck, you stupid fucking idiot”
“Man my mum was so disappointed with me for crashing my car”
“What did she say”
“Nothing, she just gave me the Carol Look”
“What did she say”
“Nothing, she just gave me the Carol Look”
by DaddyCam May 5, 2025
Get the Carol Look mug.Caroled: To Carole somebody
Definition
1) To slather a human being in sardine oil, in order to entice tigers to eat a corpse.
2) To hire your first husband to adopt a new identity with the intention of entrapping your arch enemy in a murder for hire plot.
Definition
1) To slather a human being in sardine oil, in order to entice tigers to eat a corpse.
2) To hire your first husband to adopt a new identity with the intention of entrapping your arch enemy in a murder for hire plot.
Joe Exotic shouldn't be in jail, he got Caroled.
If you want to get rid of your husband you could always take him to the zoo and Carole him.
If you want to get rid of your husband you could always take him to the zoo and Carole him.
by uncommonrider77 April 5, 2020
Get the Caroled mug.