Cancelled

A new way to dump your boo!!

“ hey babe, we need to talk. YA CANCELLED! I found someone else.”

by Lilypaddington June 9, 2020

day cancellation

By showing this definition to anyone, they are no longer allowed to perform any action required by any date recognized by Urban Dictionary on the user. Violators may be charged with assault.

Sapphire: I heard today is National Sex Da-
Cyan: Nope. *shows this definition*

Day cancellation.

by Blues and Dumbness October 21, 2019

Cancel Culture

Where internet ppl narrow in on one person's mistake and criticize them to the point of global hate

Taylor Swift was a victim of cancel culture in 2016

by thecherryontop77 October 6, 2023

Cancelled

what everyone is doing because this generation Is a bunch of pussies.

A-Cap Emily: Wait a white person made Aunt Jemmimas Syrup???

A Normal Person: Yeah why....?

A-Cap Emily: Unbelievable so racist! Let's get this syrup cancelled!

A Normal Person: It's a fucking syrup!

by ThyNormalPerso (Not a Pussy) March 15, 2021

Premature Cancellation

The first cancelled day of a school district brought on at the first sight of snow simply because the teachers don't feel like going to work. This most commonly occurs on a Monday, maximizing the chance of every staff member being hung over.

1: Fuck yeah, school's cancelled and there's absolutely no snow on the ground!

2: Must have been a premature cancellation.

by PloskJ January 11, 2012

Spaff Cancel

When you are snagging a bird and they want you to come on their face so you get up to do it but as you get up you get Cramp in your right thigh and fall off the bed - the pain is so sharp that you no longer shoot your ejaculate.

Her: "did you come??"

You: "no, I got spaff cancelled!!"

by BigMark95 November 7, 2022

cancel simulator

what the real men play

"do you play cancel simulator"
"no"
"bruh imagine not being cancelled"
"..."

by povwhenthe May 9, 2021