One of the states in the United States, it's also the 3rd largest in terms of area and is the 1st in terms of population. It's also one of the dumbest states in America since it creates and passes some of the most useless, illogical and money-wasting laws and regulations and the people are stupid.

For example, some of the areas in California are trying to pass laws that forces porn stars to wear condoms. The voters are some of the dumbest in America since they are the ones who support these dumb laws via petitions or voting them in. Californians also love free stuff but they hate paying for them. This leads me to another point, the people are idiotic.

The natives of California are some of the most politically correct, culturally relativist dumbasses in the entire world. They claim that they are "open-minded" in order to make themselves feel better about themselves and they think that everyone's opinions are valid, but they contradict themselves since they don't think that the opinions of racists, neo-Nazis, the Ku Klux Klan, etc. are valid.

They also suck at debating since they insist on using statements such as "it's their culture" when discussing another culture. Hey morons, some cultures practice things such as infanticide, racism, sexism, and sometimes, slavery and even cannibalism. Hell, a few cultures still executes people on charges of witchcraft. This is pretty atrocious stuff but I wouldn't be surprised if they accept this crap.
California is one of the biggest IQ-lowering states out there due to the idiotic people. The taxes don't help either and neither do the insane people. They pass dumb laws and regulations all the time thanks to the "below-average-IQ" population.
They also are so relativist that it makes it infuriating when debating them since it goes nowhere.

They are so obsessed with their "open-minded", non-racist" image that it infuriates everyone. Bringing up negative aspects of various cultures always stumps them since supporting these practices by saying things such as "it's their culture" makes them look like monsters and if they don't support them, they contradict themselves.
by Digital Preacher January 26, 2015
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Pacific region made of awesome, tasting slightly of fruit loops, carne asada, and tofu. Where everyone wishes they were. Also, made of gay, but that's like soo hot now anyway. fun fun fun in the sun. Except when its over 100 degrees everyday during the summer.
SOMETHING CALI THIS WAY COMES.

I sure do wish I was in California.
by lucia marcano March 27, 2009
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A state where the girls are hot but bitchy, expensive housing, reserved individuals who make an excuse not to socialize, and plagued with high taxes, and turn signals are taken for granted.
Morgan: How would you describe California?

Me: Full Of crap
Morgan: Why?

Me: Too expensive, bitchy women, bad job market, and drivers drive like they don’t have hands to utilize their turn signals.
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California is a state full of dumbass popular kids and high schoolers. They always seem to be some needy attention seekers writing up shit on Twitter with dumb crap like "11:11," "like for a tbh," (this one actually means "trampy blue horn," which relates to worshipping the Blue Brother of Lucifer; but these kids think it means "to be honest;" and even so, "like for a to be honest" is nowhere near GRAMATICALLY CORRECT), always shooting up pics of their butts on Instagram and saying stupid, made-up words like "slay" and "avi" (meaning "avatar"), pretend to be all "swaggy," etc.

There's always stupid stuff like homecoming, prom...interesting since actually the coming part in homecoming and the prom word both have explicit, sexual connotations: the "coming" part is slang and relates to the pleasure that usually happens in freaky-ass adulthood, and the word "prom" actually derives from "pron," which is internet slang for pornography.

I can't freaking stand homecoming or prom! No rant intended, but even the football BS is starting to ramp up some drunk idiots and violent, law-breaking assholes trying to screw their ladies and crushes up.

The innocent, real normal kids get in trouble because of these fucking dumbass "popular" antichrists!

Them dumbasses'd be in prison in Texas for the shit they'd usually get away with in California.
I friggin' hate California, it's so Crappifornia! I just wanna head to Texas!
by dangnuggets November 3, 2016
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