When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.
"Good morning Boss, Im running a little late this morning as i gave Shelly a Steamer Beamer last night! i havn't quite cleaned up the mess!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"
by Sebastian O'Connor August 9, 2006
Get the steamer beamer mug.1. One who breaks a cervix.
2. One who uses their unusually large penis to unnaturally open a woman's cervix during vaginal sex. The resulting cervix is now considered "broken" and the owner of the said cervix will now give birth a lot quicker.
2. One who uses their unusually large penis to unnaturally open a woman's cervix during vaginal sex. The resulting cervix is now considered "broken" and the owner of the said cervix will now give birth a lot quicker.
Stacie: Omg, I can touch the inside of my uterus now.
Jordan: Really? Me too!
Stacie: Joey was so huge; he broke my cervix last night.
Jordan: Leik omg! What a Cervix Breaker!
Jordan: Really? Me too!
Stacie: Joey was so huge; he broke my cervix last night.
Jordan: Leik omg! What a Cervix Breaker!
by ImSpartacus April 23, 2008
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Individuals living as if every day were spring break. A lifestyle usually only afforded with the assistance of one's parents, a trust fund, or rare cases of unemployment.
person #1: why don't we go to that bar over on sixth street anymore?
person #2: the spring breakers took it over...you can't go in there without someone screaming in your ear and spraying beer all over you, plus it's impossible to get a drink cause some girl in a tube top is always climbing up on the bar with one of her friends.
person #2: the spring breakers took it over...you can't go in there without someone screaming in your ear and spraying beer all over you, plus it's impossible to get a drink cause some girl in a tube top is always climbing up on the bar with one of her friends.
by gap tooth grin May 4, 2009
Get the Spring Breakers mug.A city that resides in Washington. It is mostly full of seniors, african americans, and drug addicts. Most people are too afraid to move there because they don't want to get beat up by "black chicks". Often referred to as B-Town. It is a small and frightening town that nobody wishes to visit unless they are going to pick up their crack.
"Dude, I have to move to Bremerton at my grandma's house."
"Seriously? Sorry Bra, you're gunna get beat up by black chicks!"
"Yeah I know, at least I get my dope fix every weekend."
"Sick Dude! I guess I might as well visit you in B-Town so we can share the load!"
"Seriously? Sorry Bra, you're gunna get beat up by black chicks!"
"Yeah I know, at least I get my dope fix every weekend."
"Sick Dude! I guess I might as well visit you in B-Town so we can share the load!"
by Don juan Triumphant March 8, 2009
Get the Bremerton mug.A offspring of a female Brazilian and an American male. Will be short, very short. But awesome! Will play Football and eat lots of Hamburgers, but also a great swimmer and super flirt.
Ok looking kid, "Dude! What race are you?"
Beautiful God/Godess, "I'm Bramerican!"
Ok looking Kid, "Man! I'm jealous!"
Beautiful God/Godess, "I'm Bramerican!"
Ok looking Kid, "Man! I'm jealous!"
by Swede1984 January 23, 2011
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