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boyfriend stealer

a skank that lies decieves and minipulates and does what ever they need to to get him out of your arms and into theirs!!!!
NO, Tyler, dont believe her, shes a boyfriend stealer!!!!!!
by LoLaRoXThEsESoX!!! December 2, 2007
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bouffon

Quel bouffon! ( What a retard)
by themadchipolata January 5, 2006
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fake boyfriend

A boy that thinks and treats you as his girlfriend, but you are not. You let him buy you dinner and movies anyways.
" Are you and that boy dating?"
" No, hes just my fake boyfriend"
by Stephanie and Alison July 6, 2008
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Recession Boyfriend

Someone you normally wouldn't be excited about dating but we are in a recession and they have money, so you go out with them
Girl 1- I am going out with the okay contract lawyer
Girl 2-- Yea, he is such a recession boyfriend
by Hipster3`1 December 26, 2008
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Pocket Boyfriend

Any Male, that a taken female communicates with more then their significant other, by via(but is not limited to) texting, IM, E-male, Face to face, and or telecommunication. It is generally considered that if the female should become single after having a "pocket Boyfriend" that the male who is the "pocket boyfriend" is normally next to date said female.

The duties of a pocket boyfriend are the same as a normal boyfriend, as well as providing emotional support to the female during stressful times.
boy friend:who are u texting
girlfriend: my friend (male name)
boyfriend: oh your pocket boyfriend. . . *in a distasteful tone*
by MasterAzriel June 23, 2010
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surrogate girl/boyfriend

also called a pseudo-girl/boy friend

a close friend of the opposite sex that you spend a lot of time with and talk to often much the same as you would with a girl/boyfriend, though they never will become your girl/boyfriend due to factors such as, but not limited to: age difference, the other person being in a relationship, the other person living too far away, fear of ruining the friendship etc.

You will often to "date-like" things with them, such as: go to dinner and a movie, take them to a party to introduce them to your friends, or have them meet your parents. though you will never do other "date-like" things, such as: hold hands while walking, get/give a kiss goodnight, have them to a big family function like Christmas dinner etc.

can be a cause of grief and jealousy if one of the friends is in a relationship and their girl/boyfriend feels threatened by the surrogate friend.

NOT to be mistaken for a friend with benefits, there are no sexual conotations on a surrogate friend.
Bob: i feel so bad for Tim, he really likes Sharon but she's been with her boyfriend for 8 months now, so Tim really has no chance

Bill: i know eh, they go to movies almost once a week, and Tim always pays. And they went on that camping trip on the long weekend. If someone didnt know better, they'd think Tim and Sharon were going out

Bob: Tim only wishes that was the case. Poor guy is hung up on her bad. Sharon is like his surrogate girlfriend

*having a surrogate girl/boyfriend sucks
by pb foot May 18, 2010
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Roommate's Boyfriend

A major pain in the ass. Rude Never Fuckin' Leaves, and snores like an effin 18 wheeler. Blames you for everything...even if you don't have any clue what he's talkin about. Changes your roommate (who used to be your friend) into the biggest bitch you've ever met, and the worst person in the world to live with. He continues to think he owns a piece of your room and never leaves...even when you are getting ready to get in the shower(you actually have to tell him to leave when your standing there in your bra.) Inconsiderate bastard that trys to make you feel guilty for things you didn't even know happend between him and your roommate. Has an incredibly annoying laugh. Locks you out of your own room. Pretty much just a total JackASS who ruines everything about your roommate and former friend. Referred to as Fuckin' Bryan.(or any name works)
My Roommate's Boyfriend fits the definition above perfectly. His Name is Bryan Smith.
by Akitram Rrop BW December 31, 2008
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