Shit Blister (verb)
A perverse and often misunderstood act of sexual deviancy - When a consenting couple plan to copulate in the near future, they prepare for the act of intercourse by passing faeces into a condom. Once safely inside the condom, the faecal matter is drawn into a needleless syringe. Replacing the needle, the stool is injected into the epidermis and left for three days. Once the faecal matter has caused a minor infection, and the blister is deemed 'ripe', the lovers are ready. Copulating in the position commonly known as "doggy-style" when one partner reaches climax, he/she bites into the "shitblister", orgasming while his/her mouth is filled with their own faeces and a substantial quantity of puss from their lover's body's attempt at dealing with the infection. Best not tried without prior experience, not, repeat, not for amateurs.
A perverse and often misunderstood act of sexual deviancy - When a consenting couple plan to copulate in the near future, they prepare for the act of intercourse by passing faeces into a condom. Once safely inside the condom, the faecal matter is drawn into a needleless syringe. Replacing the needle, the stool is injected into the epidermis and left for three days. Once the faecal matter has caused a minor infection, and the blister is deemed 'ripe', the lovers are ready. Copulating in the position commonly known as "doggy-style" when one partner reaches climax, he/she bites into the "shitblister", orgasming while his/her mouth is filled with their own faeces and a substantial quantity of puss from their lover's body's attempt at dealing with the infection. Best not tried without prior experience, not, repeat, not for amateurs.
by Mr.Blister October 8, 2007
Get the shit blister mug.The Scientific unit used to measure nerdiness. The Blissett (bL) is usually measured in µbL unless it is actually Blissett talking.
"Im going to polish my hard-drive!", this would be a 5.6 Blissett (5.6bL) statement if you were to measure it in Blissett's.
by Ya-Mam March 12, 2008
Get the Blissett mug.Related Words
by Imagipioneer January 28, 2004
Get the blissen mug.The way upper middle class white people who smoke too much weed and think they're jamaican, say "blissful" or "may you be blessed". It's generally just used with a hashtag.
Mazive Love n respekt to Ma boy i Love u with al Ma hart! #blisseh (I have the highest love and respekt for you my brother and i love you with all my heart! May you be blessed.)
by GeeGollyMissMolly April 20, 2015
Get the blisseh mug.The distinct face made when bringing up subjects of a questionable nature or thinking about them without meaning to.
dirty and/or creepy at times
also used to describe a state of being
and usually followed by a comment like "get your mind out of the gutter!"
dirty and/or creepy at times
also used to describe a state of being
and usually followed by a comment like "get your mind out of the gutter!"
After sharing the story about lasts nights adventure, a blissful mysterious nastiness face suddenly appeared upon his face!!
by u.know.u.love.me10 December 7, 2007
Get the blissful mysterious nastiness mug.When a black girl, hispanic, asian, and white girl are all hanging together in a group or social gathering.
by ewhore May 18, 2009
Get the blisasianhite mug.by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018
Get the bliss mug.