blunken

to get oral sex while pooping on a toielet

that was the best blunken i ever had

by phil February 9, 2005

Hoover Blanket

(noun) An old newspaper used by bums as a cover while sleeping. Popular during the depression in 1930's USA. In reference to President Herbert Hoover.

"I'm sure somebody had set up camp behind the garage. The empty wine bottles and the hoover blankets are a dead give away."

by suspectdevice May 15, 2009

Pigs in a blanket

A delicious breakFEAST consisting of pancakes that have sausages cooked into them. Served smothered with syrup on top. Rarely ever made unless by specific request on holidays or on a day you stayed home from school sick.

Dad: What do you kids want for breakfast?
Kids: Pigs in a blanket!
Dad: Are you sure you don't want french toast instead?

by Nateson Richardman July 30, 2011

Fire Blanket Statement

A statement that is allegedly so self-evidently true that it cannot be argued against, thus extinguishing any debate on the subject under discussion. It is often employed by those that don't understand the issues and don't wish to reveal that ignorance.

"I don't like all this new building in rural areas." "Well, you can't stop progress!" "That's a typical fire blanket statement, just what do you mean by progress?"

"I am against making ID Cards compulsory" "I don't see the problem, if you've nothing to hide, whats the harm?" "Stop using a fire blanket statement, its not about hiding anything, just personal privacy!"

by Casey1954 February 19, 2009

blanket show

means your going the bed or going to sleep.
that the back of your blanket is all the t.v your going to see for the rest of the night.

mother: "your going to the blanket show"
child: "i want to stay up mum"
mother: "no, it's time for you to go to bed!"
child: "aaawwwwwww!!!!"
mother: "lights out"

by cleanmachine November 27, 2010

Electric Blanket

When a man has a vibrating dildo inserted into his anus, and lies upon a woman and has anal sex with her. Thus she receives the transmissions from the dildo in the mans ass, rendering her in a state of orgasmic ecstacy.

J : Last night i gave my girfriend an electric blanket.
M: Dude didn't that hurt you?
J: Yeah but she loved it.

by ElectricFuton February 21, 2010

Shit Blanket

Much like the blankets held out by firemen to catch people jumping out of buildings on fire, a shit blanket is there to help catch the shit falling out of your ring of fire (butt hole), and reduce the effect of splashback.

This is done by throwing a few sheets of paper down to lay on the surface of the water. Some people like to take this too far, and instead put half the roll of paper down the toilet turning the shit blanket into more of a shit cushion.

Leroy: "Hey Bob, I've taught myself to shit before I piss so the splashback isn't so bad."

Bob: "Well gee Leroy, you could have just put down a shit blanket first."

Leroy: "I'm saving tree's yo."

by panda4king January 2, 2011