bleach

To stay up late for no reason; to stay up even though you're tired.

You look drained today...did you bleach last night?

by thentherewasx August 19, 2007

Bleach

Something to feed children

Hey kids, drink this bleach or no food for the week!

by Ricardohasherpes November 16, 2016

bleachscoped

when you ban a kid off of your discord server, or when you trickshot a noob kid

tyrone: ay bruh what happened to tony??
owner: i bleachscoped that retard

by monkeey April 20, 2019

Bleach

1. chemicals which remove color, whiten or disinfect, often via oxidation.
2. slang term used to describe shooting/covering a person or object with semen.

1A The growth came back quickly even after a defrost and bleach cleaning.
1B The bucket is full of bleach solution for scrubbing equipment and floors.

2A. Your anus is not the chosen one, it shall not be bleached today.
2B. (sees a girl w/ big booty) Oh man, I'd just love to tear those pants off and bleach that asshole.

by Sentrik September 21, 2013

eye bleach

term used when you see a film that's so terrible, the only logical thing to do is pour bleach in your eyes in the hopes that it will cleanse your corneas.

"Gigli" was such a terrible movie, I needed buckets of eye bleach after leaving the theater.

by cpshelley September 3, 2006

Bletch

1. A quality synonymous with that of barf.

2. Adjective for a circumstance that is so revoltingly lame and gross that all one can do to react to it is vomit and/or think about vomiting.

3. Appropriate reaction to a person that totally sucks in every way.

"Who has been text messaging you all night?"
"This skeezy tramp I've been banging in exchange for meth scabs"
"OMG...Bletch!"

"Who is coming over?"
"Probably just Emily"
"...Bletch"

by juliscious6969 June 9, 2009

blelch

A blelch or blelching is the act of burping into someones orifice (anus or vag) thus filling it with gas. Then it is up to the person with the burp filled cavity to expell it at their leisure, usually right back in the blelchers own face therefore completing a full blelching cycle.

"Oh my days, she stank like week old blelch"

"Biff and Chip are blelching"

by tommo55555 February 27, 2009