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blelch

A blelch or blelching is the act of burping into someones orifice (anus or vag) thus filling it with gas. Then it is up to the person with the burp filled cavity to expell it at their leisure, usually right back in the blelchers own face therefore completing a full blelching cycle.
"Oh my days, she stank like week old blelch"

"Biff and Chip are blelching"
by tommo55555 February 27, 2009
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Blelch Bubble

Blelch bubble: Noun; a pussy fart containing blood and/or vaginal fluids resulting in a bubble. (see queef bubble)
Doin' susy on her period when she let out a massive blelch bubble.
by ACCORDING2ME June 2, 2018
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bleachella

a phase that Taylor Swift went through back in 2016 where she bleached her blonde hair. it was a temporary look that Taylor herself now looks back on and cringes at, as she reveals in the April 2019 Elle US magazine.
“Dude, did you see the pics of Taylor Swift at Coachella?”
“Yeah, that’s when she was going through the bleachella phase.”
by halhan March 6, 2019
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bleached hams

Pasty white legs of large circumference and heft that resemble a porcine cut of meat.
Mary should have never worn that skirt; the world didn't need to see her bleached hams.
by TIA1776 January 19, 2013
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Bleach my eyes

When you see something or someone disturbing or unholy, you bleach you eyes
I just saw something unholy on Urban Dictionary.

Pass my some, I need to bleach my eyes
by * bleep* October 5, 2020
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bleach

the beverage in which is usually consumed when listening to jacob sartorius' song 'sweatshirt', but the song is so bad you better hurry before it drinks itself.
"Hey, let's listen to Jacob's new song sweatshirt!"
"Sorry, I can't I've ran out of bleach."
by petrude02 June 26, 2016
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eye bleach

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
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