peter-beater

An excessive masturbator.

Also peter beater.

I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter-beater.

by someone March 18, 2004

Banter club

a footy club that is ridiculed by people for how good they are at being absolute shit. examples are manure, bottleham, chelski

p1: u watch the bottleham game bro?
p2: let me guess they bottled it again ?
p1: spot on fam they lost the carabao cup final to man city
p2: looooool what a banter club

by Matty likes phatty February 7, 2022

Meat beaters

Meat Beaters are a hands. The reference is derived from men who beat the meat.

Friend 1: "Hey what's this?"
Friend 2: "What the hell get your meat beaters off my shit!"

by Mahogany March 16, 2007

Wife-Beater

In the UK, originally the white string-vest, but most vests/tank tops get reffered to as Wife-Beaters.
The oniginal example was so called due to the fact that the main type of person who wears string-vests was usually a fat, wife-beating, alchoholic.

...look at that fat man in that wife-beater...

by Dj Risq July 2, 2005

fender bender

small, harmless accident that does nothing but bend the fender, hence the name.

the faggot that backed into me in the parking lot wanted to sue over a fender bender.

by McCheesy November 1, 2003

Bender Beat

A thumping, throbbing, relentless baseline accompanying some senseless hedonistic dance-tune. Several notes, often two notes an octave apart, are delivered rapidly with some sort of fruity studio effect to increase anal lust. Invented by Frankie Goes To Hollywood, but since borrowed by many artists to seriously camp up their already gay tunes. One can visualise several handlebar moustache homos wearing the shortest shorts grinding on the G-A-Y dance-floor, whose only intentions are of violating some young chicken’s bum-hole with their haggard length.

Hey Kenjamin, you coming down the gym for a guido workout?

No Clive, I just can't dig that gym, the music and clientele are awful, I can't pump iron to that bender beat!

by surf biffin August 3, 2007

Woman Beater

a man who beats on a woman. Woman Beater can apply to men who verbally, mentally or physically abuse women to make up for their own weaknesses and insecurities. They usually dont have much going in their lives and it makes them feel better to pick on women to make up for their failures.

Vitale is such a woman beater. Fucking Scumbag.

by h3s4d January 17, 2008