Straight beaker

A person that wears a flat baseball cap. Who wears the cap often . The straight beak is referred to the part of the cap that hides your eyes of the sun, and that part, known as the beak, has to be as flat and straight as possible.

Oh , look at that straight beaker in that modified pontiac sunfire. or - Look at that straight beaker wearing his beak at night !!

by StigTheNig August 22, 2012

psychology beaker

this poor beaker has copped a load of cum, 12 loads of off up and go, 3 loads of stale chewy gum, and who knows what else. this thing smells like absolute shit, and will probably never even be noticed because no one loves it. it lives a very hard life, trapped underneath a table, with the only sign of its existence being the reeking smell that comes from it, but no one can actually locate it. the men ig and traddos are aware of its whereabouts, but refuse to share the knowledge, for fear of the psychology beaker being destroyed.

person 1: fuck cunt, you smell like the psychology beaker. wear some cologne.
person 2: lmao na i love that shit. smells so good.
person 1: ah true. fuck lemme get a whiff of you one more time
person 1 and 2 then proceed to engage in deep anal activities.

by Gagonmycock June 17, 2019

anal beader

Someone who can absorb a massive amount of anal beads through the anus

Bill Navas asshole is so deep and loose from the 100 anal beads that he stuffed in his ass. He is now a professional anal beader.

by Dr Niggèr May 1, 2022

Beaner

Something this Cracker keeps calling me.

Ex) person 1 :"Why is Andrew such a beaner?"
person 2 : "Fuck if i know, looks Mexican"

by thishandlealreadytaken July 10, 2019

Beaver pa

where the legendary Tone15 lives. no cap

Beaver pa is where Tone15 lives.

by Youtube star Antoni Mastoris May 14, 2019

Beaner run

To break out in a run at any given time/randomly.

Kirsten hates when I beaner run from her.

by J. tangg July 27, 2008

beaver flaps

the large droopy flaps hanging out of a vagina due to high quantities of useage and excessive stretching.

Her beaver flaps were so large that not even her panties could contain them.

by pittss1s May 18, 2011