Red Beanie

When a girl who is on her period sits on your face while naked and receives cunningulus.

"That guy I met on Tinder was a freak! He let me give him a Red Beanie!"

by Dr. Moist October 13, 2017

vanilla beaning

Female masturbation non freakish.

This morning everyone left the house, leaving me alone with my thoughts and my hand. After talking to this hot Canadian i slipped my hand inside my panties for some vanilla beaning.

by RyattBear December 12, 2017

Weenie beanie

A condom.

You better wear a weenie beanie if you don't want your weenie to get sick

by Citychick213 September 19, 2019

Meanie Beanie

Bakugo from MHA (he's a celeb so please approve)

Bakugo is scary. He's probs a meanie beanie.

by Imsitnherebarbsausonmi May 25, 2021

Bangladeshi Beanie

The Bangladeshi beanie is the act of using one’s beanie cap to pick up their dog’s poop, as if it were a standard issue plastic waste bag found in any neighborhood park. Rather than disposing of it, however, the user places the beanie over their girlfriends head, covering her eyes before going down on her with a palm full of peanut butter. The user inconspicuously wipes some peanut butter on his girlfriends vagina, whistles for the dog, and sits on her chest. The user proceeds to masturbate onto the beanie as the dog laps up her peanut butter covered vagina.

Larry: bro! I gave my gf a Bangladeshi beanie last night.

Carl: what’s that?

Larry: I covered her head with a beanie filled with dog shit and beat off on her face while the dog ate her out.

Carl: didn’t she try to escape?

Larry: yeah but I was sitting on her chest!!

by Ghislaine Maxwell June 29, 2022

the columbian beanpicker

when you are in a fight, the opponent tries to kick you and you grab their leg, you then take your thumb and your index finger and "pick" off their tesicles like beans.

Ted: So Jack how did you do in that fight with Timmy.
Jack: He was being cheap trying to kick me so i gave the columbian beanpicker.

by Travis Tackett June 17, 2008

beandip

dirty mexican.

Those beandips are looking through my trash for cans.

by assman February 17, 2004