A penis that is very short with a big girth (round) wen hard. Very comical looking. Looks like a little tugboat that could. Also known as soup can dick. Popular names in Midwest with developmental disabilities.
They thought he would be great in bed until they realized while skinny dipping at the lake that he's got barrel dick or soup can dick. Too short and painful too wide round. It would rip and never get to the places of pleasure so short.
by Cricket 007 December 04, 2015
The act of tying off one of your balls before cumming, then when they least expect, it releasing the tie and hitting them with your second load.
by DadBod69420 August 31, 2020
Borne out of early trans-Atlantic, all-male nautical voyages wherein a lottery system existed for each sailor to spend 'time in the FUCK barrel' in order to provide sexual release for crew members; the rectum placed against the bung hole for easy access.
by YAWA October 29, 2022
Cracker Barrel has great breakfast and an interesting store in front + a lot of hot country girls work there.
by yavin 4 November 02, 2004
{Man says to neighbor boy} Hey, you interested in having my wife go double barreling on us? Boy asked, whats that? The man makes jerk-off motions with both hands. Boy smiles and high fives man.
by Twatter August 15, 2012
When a male wears a strap-on so he can simultaneously screw the same woman in the butt and vagina. This can also be done with a woman wearing two strap-ons.
by Manswer May 31, 2009
A three(or more)some involving just men.
At least one of the guys must be straight for the orgy to be considered pork barreling.
At least one of the guys must be straight for the orgy to be considered pork barreling.
I can't believe I took part in pork barreling last night while wasted! What will my girlfriend think?!
by Deseejay January 20, 2012