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A sort of water skiing without skis. An EXTREME form of water skiing.
To barefoot you need to be:
1) Farely crazy or brave.
2) Have good medical coverage.
3) Be going about 50 miles an hour behind a boat.
To succeed it is possible - but extremely difficult - to get up out of the water behind a boat with no skiis on and ultimately barefoot. The boat must be able to accelerate quickly or you will come close to drowning.
You can start out with one ski - slalom - and drop the ski once the boat gets up to speed. You can use two skiis and drop them both but this looks very girly and if you did decide to do it, you might ball yourself out - if you are a guy - with one of the skiis racking your jewels from being dropped improperly.
To barefoot you need to be:
1) Farely crazy or brave.
2) Have good medical coverage.
3) Be going about 50 miles an hour behind a boat.
To succeed it is possible - but extremely difficult - to get up out of the water behind a boat with no skiis on and ultimately barefoot. The boat must be able to accelerate quickly or you will come close to drowning.
You can start out with one ski - slalom - and drop the ski once the boat gets up to speed. You can use two skiis and drop them both but this looks very girly and if you did decide to do it, you might ball yourself out - if you are a guy - with one of the skiis racking your jewels from being dropped improperly.
Max: "Bill wants to try barefoot today; can the boat go fast enough?"
Scott: "Of course it can go fast enough dwanker it has a 500 hp inboard!"
Doug: "I'll call the ambulance."
Scott: "Of course it can go fast enough dwanker it has a 500 hp inboard!"
Doug: "I'll call the ambulance."
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
Get the barefoot mug.Hey Jack let's go to McDonalds barefoot after frolfing.
Friend one:"I'm gonna be so high after this blunt."
Friend two: "Yeah man we're gonna be barefoot."
Friend one:"I'm gonna be so high after this blunt."
Friend two: "Yeah man we're gonna be barefoot."
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a sex goddess who is a "lady on the street but a freak in the bed". she suppresses her nymphomania by cooking gourmet and unreplicable meals.
a sex goddess who is a "lady on the street but a freak in the bed". she suppresses her nymphomania by cooking gourmet and unreplicable meals.
by clairebear31 May 6, 2010
Get the barefoot contessa mug.Barefanny is the slang term of the name Bethany
It has two possible meanings
Barefanny: Meaning a fanny with no pubic hair to been seen
Or
Bearfanny: Meaning to possess a fanny that belongs to a bear
This stroke of genious was thought up by Tim in room 14 in his English class, whilst trying to get the attention of his fellow pupil Bethany- the name has stuck ever since and will follow her to her grave.
It has two possible meanings
Barefanny: Meaning a fanny with no pubic hair to been seen
Or
Bearfanny: Meaning to possess a fanny that belongs to a bear
This stroke of genious was thought up by Tim in room 14 in his English class, whilst trying to get the attention of his fellow pupil Bethany- the name has stuck ever since and will follow her to her grave.
Tim: Oi Barefanny whats brewing!?
Beth: Bare...what?
(Everyone points and laughs)
Beth: Why are you laughing?!
Beth: Bare...what?
(Everyone points and laughs)
Beth: Why are you laughing?!
by Timmy Reynolds October 27, 2007
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