Hot air balloon

When one person blows up a balloon inside another persons anus.

Tommy performed the hot air balloon on his gay lover before it popped and damaged his butthole.

by big al 69 May 4, 2013

balloonis

A pretense in presenting something as adequate simply because it has implied qualities that are meant to compensate for its obvious inadequacy.

This nouvelle cuisine crap is balloonis, just give me a double burger and a big gulp.

by Joe Physics July 29, 2004

balloon room

A place where one gets high

whoa, your eyes are really red... did you just come from the balloon room or what?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Balloon Of Wisdom

It doesen't answer questions, it just KNOWS things. Has visions in the canteen at lunchtime so teachers think she is having an epileptic fit.

Candy Necklace of Wrath: What's Michelle doing?

Glowystick of Friggin Peace: That's not Michelle, its the Balloon of Wisdom! And she's having a vision!

Candy Necklace of Wrath: Oh, ok.

by chestnutsumo85 February 25, 2009

Balloonification

Silicone in everything. When an individual, usually famous in Hollywood or pornography, undergoes so many plastic surgery procedures that their features resemble balloons.

Shemale porn star Kimber James was pretty hot before she succumbed to balloonification.

by Tgirls December 30, 2011

Balloon knot spot

Much like a blood spot that a woman gets on her pants during her period, the balloon knot spot is when a man's ass begins to bleed after too much anal sex and a blood spot is visible through his pants around his anus.

Steve: Hey Lance, you better change your pants again.

Lance: Why, did I poop myself again?

Steve: Nope, you've got yourself a balloon knot spot!

by Ballsackreligious March 13, 2013

bailosaurus

A close bro that will just bail out of anything at any given moment. Usually bailing on a bro night without the decency to hit up said bros and give them a heads up. Will some times bail to hang out with dime piece or other erroneous reasons.

can be closely related to a dippopotamus.

Example:

Bro 1: Yo where's Timmy at? Thought he was hitting up late night apps with us!

Bro 2: Ah haven't heard from him in a couple hours.

Bro: Dude he is such a bailosaurus.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Johnny, you still going out with us tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man i gotta walk my cat tonight.
Guy 1: God damn bailosaurus!

by not-a-bailosaurus September 12, 2013