T Baggin

putting your balls in anyones mouth

Timmy is T Baggin his brother and his girlfriend

by yop May 8, 2006

Scroto Baggins

When two guys are together, guy 1 tucks his sack back between his legs, while guy 2 sucks his sack and nose fucks his anus

Roger was giving Thomas the Scroto Baggins, when Thomas farted and it smelled like noodles.

by Gayfer10 October 29, 2007

Douche-Baggins

A name/title usually reserved for one whose behavior is riddled with utter douchebaggery.

1)I was having a fine day at the store until Douche-Baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.

2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche-Baggins.

by pincherslug July 25, 2006

brown bagging it

When you go out with an ugly girl simply for sex. Or having sex with an ugly girl. Derived from when a person would do a girl but place a brown paper bag over her head because she is ugly. Like on Scary Movie 2

Dude that girl is ugly as hell! Are you still brown bagging it?

by Xavier Guidry May 13, 2008

Baggit

A slang word used to describe someone who has the habit of being a general nuisance most of the time.

When driving in traffic and the speed limit is 45 and the person in front of you is driving 20 in the fast lane you just want to say "Take your foot off the brake and hit the gas you fucking baggit"

by James Rumbo January 21, 2004

Bilbo Baggins

n. The sexual act of placing one's firmly gripped testicles into the anus of a willing, usually male, other.

Anthony just did a Bilbo Baggins to Justin's freshly prepared hobbit hole.

by JPA4LIFE December 12, 2004

Tea Bagging

1. Beverage: The act of dipping a tea bag in and out of hot water in a cup.

2. Sexual Act: The act of dipping balls in and out of another's mouth.

3. Surfing Term: The act of some clueless wanna-be-surfer, sitting out on the swells, but where the conditions are too shit to break actual waves, hence the wanna-be-surfer just bobs up and down on his board on the swells, pretending to wait for a wave to come and surf... but never actually does.

1. "Claire darling, I think the Earl Grey is strong enough... stop tea bagging or we'll miss the Queen's speech!"

2. "Hey I know I've just met you, but I just love Tea Bagging... can we give it a go? I've scrubbed my balls...promise!"

3. 1st surfy chick: "Wow he's a hot surfer!"
2nd surfy chick: "Oh come on! He's not a surfer! Everyone knows he's just out there tea bagging"
1st surfy chick: "Oh Really? Fuck that... let's find a real dude!"

by sassyzen May 12, 2009