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Badass-ist 

Word Owen Patrick Joyner uses to describe someone who is badass.
"I think Doja Cat might be the shit, the raddest, the most badass-ist."
Badass-ist by Jen4567 April 7, 2022

Badass Beard 

One who takes it in the bunghole, especially after crying about not getting his/her them/they way. Known to overreact over the most minor inconveniences and tends gets very emotional on the regular.
Man, did you see that badass beard after he got completely demolished on that game he didn’t want to play? He rage quit so fucking hard, then ate a whamburger and dipped his French cries in cum.
Badass Beard by AirPro1 August 1, 2022

Badass Bengtsson

Often stylised as "Badda Bengan", a band that has superseded genres. Brought to us by the gods themselves they often have massive group orgies. They are often compared to Barack Obama and the great gods themselves. They are just too good.
Once fucked a chick who compared the bands influence to the size of my cock. Fucking tiny.

Joe biden has a massive crush on the lead singer. He wishes he could perform a counter clockwise rimjob on him. It would satisfy his cute kawaii cheeks.
Badass Bengtsson makes me squeal with pleasure when i listen to those guitars break the wall of sound!!!

Existance is meaningless with no badass bengtsson.

I would like badass bengtsson to be played when i get married, when i have a child and when i die. I especially enjoy it when having intercourse.

My brotha in christ, dah new Badda Bengan tune just dropped, lets fuck!

badass woman 

A woman who connects with her man, a woman who is connected with herself, and that same woman who knows how to connect them BOTH together at the same time.
You’re a badass woman to me baby!
badass woman by PicAhead July 18, 2023

badass kridz

the greatest band ever created
featuring bendo (of bendos poon pounder), mystery contestant, slendy bob, and lord x
i love badass kridz go check them out on youtube
badass kridz by GiveMeTheNoodles November 23, 2023

Internet Badass

An Internet Badass is similar to the Internet Gangsta.

They are someone who uses the internet so they can appear tough, they are often seen getting in pointless Nerd Wars, they tend to threaten somebody with physical violence, saying things like "I'll kick your ass!" When in reality, they are the kid in your class that sits at their desk quietly and reads Naruto comics.

The sad thing is, this is the only life for some people, they can't pull it off in reality, so they think they can get some "Internet Respect" by cussing at people on Myspace, Youtube comments, or a forum, they think by doing this, people think of them as a Badass.
internet badass: ur just lucky i can't get to you!