Golden Axe 

The most AWESOME FUCKING ROCK HARD PIECE OF LEGENDARY FOLKLORE EVER CREATED.

It's also a video game.

*kicks gnome upside the fucking head*

"BITCH GIMME YOUR MAGIC"

That's Golden Axe.

Golden Axe by Speeps March 3, 2010

and my axe 

From LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring. When you are making a plan and someone decides that they want to be in on this plan, they say 'AND MY AXE' in a heavy scottish accent.

Leader: So we are going to sneak in here at night, put gnomes all over this dude's garden, get out again, are you all in?

Everyone else (in unison): AND MY AXE!!!

and my axe by wangdalfthegay June 18, 2006

posh axe 

a code word for a female dog . you normally use it to offend people without them knowing. Like a girl called ellie

You know Stacy mom over there she is such a posh axe.

posh axe by thicqueenposhaxe March 19, 2020

turd axe 

A wire coat hanger used when a plunger is insufficient when disposing of ones growler. most effective on particularly thick sinkers when too much fiber is consumed.

Hey Bob I could really use a turd axe in here, this plunger aint gonna cut it. I think I shit a squirrel.

turd axe by adolph oliver-nipples October 14, 2006

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe. 

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe. by Scot August 9, 2004

Flying axe handles

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.

"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."

Flying axe handles by Iggy6471 February 3, 2009

gas axe 

An oxyacetylene cutting torch. So called because it runs on gas, and is useful for chopping things off quickly (albeit none too neatly).

"it's way too thick for a hacksaw, we'll be hare 'til christmas. Best take the gas-axe to it"

gas axe by Al December 28, 2004