cat-valanche

To be pounced by multiple (more than two) cats simultaneously; to be E-pounced by more than two thread cat-owning posters.

"When I went over to Mrs. Chamber's house, I wasn't expecting to be cat-valanched by all her pets."

"When I signed up on the cat-lovers message board, I got cat-valanched by all the other posters."

by The Horn'd One April 18, 2009

Crap-alanche

When a large pile of your stuff or rather crap falls over like an avalanche, potentially smoothering small children and animals.

John went to get something from the garage and suddenly some items shifted and a crap-alanche covered him.

by Fieldofdandelion February 3, 2010

Assalanche

A massively destructive wave of stupid people or bad decisions, usually in the workplace.

"I was having such a great day, then it was blotted out by an assalanche streaming down from the manager's conference room. What we in the north country call White Death."

by W2 June 19, 2008

Lavalanche

The act of taking a shit, and drilling a cavity into the shit with your penis. Then, you cum in the cavity, and you, or your partner consume it in one bite.

I heard Andres had a lavalanche last night.

Nick got sick from too much lavalanche.

by Varv September 30, 2012

Bust Down Rollie Avalanch

A retarded song made by the shortest member of AMP Kai Cenat that he held onto for like 3 years until he finally released it as a song with NLE Choppa. It makes no sense because it says in the song that he was only 18 when he was 20 when releasing the song. Maybe if he hadn't waited 3 fucking years to drop it would have made sense. Other than Kai Cenat it really means an expensive ass watch but it's always gonna be taken over by this retarded ass song. Every bar is cap he never ran up 30 on 30 on 30 and he doesn't have a third of the cars he said he copped. He was probably "Going retarded shit"(a bar in the song) when he thought up some of these lines bro. When you watch the behind the scene video for the recording of the song you see just how retarded it really is. NLE was like falling asleep on the couch while Kai kept fucking up his lines. After making the song he continued to milk it for everything it had by adding it to different flows and beats, each sounding more retarded than the last.

Mark: Yoooooo you wanna see my new Bust Down Rollie Avalanch?
Tim: You bought that dumbass song the midget made?
Mark: Nooooo bro I got a actual watch lmao.
Tim: Yooooo, that's siiiiick bro leme see!

by #1 Negro November 30, 2022

Assalanche

When a large number of attractive females enter a room.

"Daaaaaaamn son! Look out for the assalanche that's coming through that door!"

by Feralwinky November 25, 2009

apalachera

street spanish for an appalachan

He married a dyed blonde apalachera and got his green card.

by tom costello September 19, 2008