'Tom!!!' 'Look!!' ' An auto-cannabilist is eating herself!!!' Tom says, ' Cool, this is so going on youtube!' Jerry says, 'That's not funny Jerry!! She has Auto-Cannabilism.'
by Unclewolf March 09, 2010
You know you have your bros (your best friends, etc.), but an auto-bro is someone who is nice, funny, and outgoing right when you meet, up them until death. They are the kind of bros you wanna joke around with, and so even though you may not know them well at first (therefore not getting full bro status), they automatically take some sort of bro status.
One of your bros: Hey do you know that guy? He seems cool.
You: Yeah, he's cool, but I don't know him well enough. He's an auto-bro.
You: Yeah, he's cool, but I don't know him well enough. He's an auto-bro.
by BariBlueberries September 21, 2015
by leadthrower September 01, 2006
When you are incredibly tired that your actions are almost robotic. You don't process what it is that you're actually doing, just doing it to get it done and out of the way. Think McDonalds staff putting together a burger - bun, patty, sauce, lettuce, bun, put aside, repeat.
by LionsHead November 18, 2013
The act of shoving your fist into your girlfriend's ass down to the shoulder, then picking her up and wearing her like a glove, then slamming her to the floor and quickly pulling our your arm in order to rupture her colon, then beating her mercilessly until she is dead. (This will not work with a wife. In addition, you can not have sex with her dead body or your penis will turn into cabbage.)
Girlfriend: "why didn't you fucking do the laundry like I asked you to you fucking lazy fuck?!"
Boyfriend: "Bitch! I'm going Full-auto on you!"
Boyfriend: "Bitch! I'm going Full-auto on you!"
by 7angelsforyourmommatofuck May 29, 2011
by ZodianAutos February 13, 2022
A situation where a save point cannot be used and the need to save is continuous and uncontrollable.
by aernei July 11, 2008