laughing anus

A tickle in or around the anus. itching of the ring piece.

I have outlandish laughing anus!

My laughing anus is just completely utterly ridiculously uncontrollably horrendous!!!

I can't handle the laughing anus. :-)

by cheese mongral March 29, 2010

Gaynus in the Anus

Something that is so gay that it is equivalant to taking it in the butt

Dude working at KFC is Gaynus in the Anus

by Alex Da Cook December 05, 2004

Anus Putsch

the invasion of an anus by armed facists with the intent of over throwing the democratically elected anal governing council

Assdoph Shitler was sentanced to several years in prision after his failed 1931 Anus Putsch.

by Nick March 28, 2004

Itchy Anus

Itchy Anus is when there is an uncontrollable and unsatisfiable itchy feeling in the anus area. This could cause one to lose all focus on anything else going on because of its powerfull ability to annoy.

Jason: God Damn!! I am going completely mad! I have such bad itchy anus. I scratch and I scratch, but it doesnt seem to go away.

Pete:Well, be careful, don't scratch too hard or you might start bleeding.

by Androu March 11, 2008

anus mcghee

a coworker or acquaintence who tends to screw up anything, everything they put their hands on, and thinks others are laughing at their lame ass jokes.

yeah that richard he's a real
anus mcghee.

by freedav04 June 05, 2005

Anus Hemingway

A person who farts very expressivley.
A literate bystander may pick up on the farts hidden meanings, metaphors and symbolism. A complex fart may raise questions about the nature of life, religious matters and other deep shit.

PFFRFRRFPPPFPFffffffff "Dude, you pulled a real Anus Hemingway there.

"Mom, look" Pfppfpppprrrrrppffffffffpfprrrfff
"Alright, off to bed now, Anus Hemingway!"

by arsebum October 17, 2009

Swamp Anus

When your butt crack gets very sweaty and swampy. Usually on humid summer days. Sometime has some poo mixed in.

Running really gave me a bad case of swamp anus. And i sharted.

by H.R. September 09, 2006