Amazon shut in

A person who has no reason to leave the house, bathe, shave, or even change their clothes because that purchasable in life, which would normally take errands--and the social hygiene associated with same--can be ordered to their front door step from that "internet rain forest" which has all.

Dude, the dog smells better than you. When was the last time you showered?!

Dude: I think it was some time back in the "modem days" dude, I'm not sure! I'm an Amazon shut in!

by ribick November 21, 2019

Amazon slaves

Amazon slaves are the people who work for the Amazon delivery service and package, known for their slavery like work hours and the lack of labour rights, in fact they are more like slaves than workers.

Wow those Amazon slaves I felt pity of them

by Hippoliver August 10, 2022

Amazon edging

The act of placing an Amazon item in your cart, proceeding to checkout but pulling out of the transaction prior to placing order. Hardcore Amazon edgers will purchase item and cancel moments before delivery.

“Randy’s had that shower speaker in his basket three times now but every time he saves it for later.”
“Man, he’s been Amazon Edging.”

by Metfan! July 11, 2025

Volvo Amazon

A compoundly rounded, stylish somewhat Seussian Swedemobile. The "style" name for the Volvo 122 series, a mid-century car built when Sweden's roads were mostly unpaved. Tough, yet economical. Many daily drivers all over the globe. Other Volvo-lingo crossover, the Amazon can be a "Redblock", but is too round to be a "Brick." It was the first car to come with 3-point seatbelts. Many surviving examples on the US west Coast, especially Portland and Seattle. Driven in the US by folksingers, professors, artistic odd birds and off-gridders who also brew beer and ferment things. Driven in Europe and the rest of the world like a tough long-lasting car of economical size and disposition.

Check out that sick Volvo Amazon! It must be at least sixty years old.

by leftcoastranger August 1, 2022

amazoned

When you buy something on amazon.

Person1: Hey Nice shoes, where did you buy them? Person2: Thanks , i amazoned them last week.

by KoroOW February 7, 2018

Amazon

A platform for online shopping

Let me order socks off of Amazon.

by Winniespooh March 29, 2023

Amazon Threesome

A threesome involving three women. Bonus points if they are all tall and muscular.

"Change the subject Stan."

"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"

"They're my sisters Stan!"

by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015