affectionable

Used to describe one who is highly-susceptible to receiving another's affection. Flexible people have the greatest likelihood of being affectionable.

I know that I am affectionate, but she is so affectionable that it just pulls me in.

by Mr. Donald Draper March 5, 2016

The Ben Affleck

When you grab a man by his Adam's Apple and cock block his throat.

This was a faux pas by a friend at work who meant to say grab him by his Adam's apple and throat punch him.

Celebrities piss me off so much I want to grab them by their Adam's apple and cock block their throat. The Ben Affleck!

by Mes74767 November 12, 2020

Afflick

Movie directed by Ben Affleck

"Did you see Argo? It's the new Afflick!"

by Greg Phipps October 16, 2012

Affection Tourist

Similar to a convenience friend, an affection tourist is someone who circulates around friend groups, focussing on particular individuals for as long as that person gives them affection/attention.

Usually an affection tourist will latch on to those who invest in the tourists well-being and/or emotional state. It is rare for an affection tourist to invest back.

Sometimes an affection tourist will target someone new when they need something, like they break up with their partner and need some sympathy. In this situation, they will be super friendly to the target, becoming their temporary best friend until their affection needs are met and move on to the next target, usually quite suddenly.

Once the continued affection is depleted/starts to wane, or someone else offers attention, the affection tourist moves on and barely speaks to the previous person for some considerable time, not out of dislike for that person but just because they can't be bothered as that person has nothing to offer the tourist.

"Sarah? Yeah we used to hang out all the time, but she's an affection tourist. She hasn't called me in months. She spends all her time with Jane now."

"James broke up with his boyfriend last week. I hadn't heard from him in months, but suddenly he's all about hanging out with me and doing stuff. It's great but I'm not holding out much hope of it lasting because he's just an affection tourist. I'm sure he'll find someone else to be best friends with soon."

by AnonyX99 December 14, 2013

affectionatecrazyperson

A person who shows affection to someone and talks about giving affection to that person, making it seem as though they have feelings for the person.. Meanwhile, they don't but yet they do have some feelings for them at the same time but yet they wouldn't ride them across the Pacific Ocean with them bc they're not dateable material right now but would be so totally jealous if they were to go out or flirt with anyone else

I love Matt, but hate him, but want him to myself. Am I an affectionatecrazyperson?

by weirdlady October 29, 2014

affemorrow

The day after tomorrow

I will see you affemorrow

by lover619 December 28, 2014

Affluensa

A psychological ailment, often inherited, that causes the person affected to feel entitled to preferential treatment and/or immunity from the consequences of their actions .

Example: The Wall Street executive got his car towed after parking in a handicapped space. He sued the city stating that he should be allowed to park there. A blogger noted sarcastic agreement, stating that the executive was clearly disabled suffering from crippling affluensa.

by Ruedii April 4, 2015