ABSIDICULE

an absolutely absurd, ridiculous, form of ridicule….

usually the root is not based in reality.

Steezy- she totally tripped on me with the utmost anger!

Lizzie- whaaaaaaa?

Steezy- like it was absidicule

Lizzie- sorry my dude!

by steezyontheeyes August 22, 2023

assident

Accidental buttsex

Tucker and Luka had an assident

by DexhatesRina May 24, 2011

Assid Burn

The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:

a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals

passing the sphincter.

b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.

c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn

morning-after spicy dinner shit.

"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by

morning!"

"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid

burn!!"

"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn

jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"

by dbodude April 2, 2013

absitively-posilutely

adv. - most assuredly; possitively; without a doubt.

"I need that absitively-posilutely delivered by tomorrrow morning; better send it UPDex."

by onemoorrless December 9, 2013

Abbidunn

The most gorgeous and lovely girl you know.

Edward: that girl is a stunner with a lovely personality.
Kobe Bryant: yeah she defiantly an abbidunn

by Getaroundmelol May 19, 2014

assident

Distracted driving from gawking at women in tight shorts or short skirts when the weather turns warm.

I just smacked up my car in another assident while driving through downtown.

by Joey Knuckles July 26, 2017

Assident

When you accidentally touch someone's butt and make things awkward.

Random person: Did you just touch my ass?!
Ass toucher: sorry it was an assident!

by Litty titty99 October 25, 2017