weapon of math instruction

something used to teach math.

protractor, pencil, compass....

all these are weapons of math instruction

by spanky February 5, 2004

Lethal Weapon Cigarette

A totally crumpled, but still smokable cigarette, usually caused by sitting on it. This comes from a scene out of the Lethal Weapon film where Mel Gibson has fallen off a bridge and wants to smoke a cigarette to beat the unbearable pain.

"Oh dammit, you sat on my pack of cigarettes, now I have a Lethal Weapon cigarette"

by jormeidt October 5, 2006

assault with a friendly weapon

another way of saying rape

check out surprise sex

by 2502258 November 14, 2004

Weapons of Math Instruction

Your basic tools for teaching math: Protractor, ruler, compass, etc.

They forced the man off the plane because he said he was carrying weapons of math instruction.

by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003

weapon of mass distraction

Attractive woman who turns all heads and distract people by just being being there.

Priya is so pretty, she is a weapon of mass distraction.

by tangy-guy March 15, 2012

weapons of mass distraction

Something that distracts large numbers of people from thinking about important issues.

For a few hours at least today, the heat will be off George W Bush as America switches focus from Baghdad to the Super Bowl. Maybe the Super Bowl will be the weapon of mass distraction that Bush has been praying for.

by afroken January 15, 2004

Weaponized Assault penguins

A war penguin that will shit all over you if agitated

"James fought three weaponized Assault penguins and they found his body covered in poop.

by MR. THICC October 21, 2020