woody

nickname for wooden baseball bat

i have a metal and a woody

by beanieater4 May 19, 2023

Toody Woody

To have have a raging erect penis,

To have a crazy boner

Dude, Franco i have a major Toody Woody right now.

Stop it babe, you’re giving me a toody woody.

by Bozos&Gizmo November 28, 2024

woody string

Similar to a pull string, a woody string is where a reaction if created when a string is pulled, such as in the 3D animated film Toy Story with the popular character voiced by Tom Hanks, Woody.

Girl: owe you pulled my hair

Abusive boyfriend:that’s so funny, every time I pull it you make a noise, it’s like woody string

by Serenathewhore May 6, 2019

A Woody

When you crush your penis in between two 2x4s and start jerking it.

Bob: I had A Woody two days ago!
Joe: That's the reason why your penis needed surgery?

by Cowboy 66421 May 20, 2025

woody flip

when you take a viagra and ecstacy at the same time obviously for sexual reasons

Mario : Man these pills are kinda downers not sure if I'm gunna be able to get up....if you know wut I mean

Daved: why don't you just woody flip

by Jukeb0x June 19, 2009

Woody

shrek lookalike

gotta love woody

by samuellawson01 October 16, 2019

Woodies

To be in a state of complete and utter drunkness. And/or legless off a small amount.

"Simo was so woodies last night, he was thrashed"

by Travis Dere March 4, 2008