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knee time

Knee time is an opportunity at any given moment to get on your knees and suck your manager off for a promotion.
Micheale put in a lot of knee time to get her promotion.
by Darksim23 September 8, 2016
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Making Knees

Rubbing knees with another person in a manner alluding to sexual attraction.
"Dude, he was totally making knees with Roxy. I think he wants to bone her!"
by actual-size September 14, 2013
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Knee-splitter

The knee-splitter was an ancient form of torture where two planks, each lined with spikes usually varying from 3-20, where put on either side of the victim's knee. The planks where connected by two large screws through the sides holding them in place around the knee. The screws would be twisted, slowly moving the planks closer together and forcing the spikes through the knee. This would rip apart the flesh and, as it got deeper, crush the bones underneath, mutilating the limb and leaving them permanently damaged. Despite the name, the knee-splitter was actually used on any limb it could fit around. This torture device was not always used alone and actually quite often was accompanied by many other punishments such as burning, wedging, denailing, and many others.
The knee-splitter was used during the spanish inquisition as a method to torture prisoners for information. It was also used as a method of punishment.
by SoyProtein January 10, 2012
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Sofa Knee

A Higher form of Being Funny...
A 'Funny' way to say your "so funny"
Ex. loser, dork, blonde moment, bad joke.

Ex. "Dag, yo! I am Sofa Knee!"
I am Sofa Knee
You are sofa knee..Not!!!
by Texas Toad February 9, 2009
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knee dragging

Term used to describe the act of motorcycle roadracing, in which the rider's inside knee often comes in contact with the track surface while cornering and with the motorcycle leaned over. Knee dragging is more likely when the rider is hanging off of the motorcycle - a technique used to minimize the lean angle of the machine and thereby maximize tire traction. For this purpose, leather roadracing suits incorporate knee pucks (also known as knee sliders) on the outside of each leg, just below the knee.
Billy was knee dragging all over Road Atlanta last weekend.
by razer December 26, 2006
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knee pads

it is absolutely necessary for a girl to wear while sucking dick on her knees, as it will protect her knees and make the experience much more comfortable.
girl: tonight im coming over to suck dat dick
guy: ight make sure you bring da knee pads
by cool guy11111 April 8, 2010
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the knee thing

when laying down and making out, the person on top (male/female) pushing/massaging their knee in between the legs of the person (typically female) under them.
they got on top of me and did the knee thing. it felt so good.
by gremlinhead June 25, 2022
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