douche wrap

Noun: Useless scarf worn by even more worthless hipster.

Johnny: wtf is that dood wearing a scarf? It's 90 degrees out..
Rick: He's douche wrapped.

by AngryJohnny October 21, 2010

Snack Wrap

Someone who can provide emotional and physical security for a period of time before getting into a serious relationship. It's more than a cuddle buddy since it is more intimate than that, but less than friends with benefits since their is no sex involved. A snack wrap can eventually evolve into a relationship, but not necessarily.

I don't want a boyfriend, I just want a Snack Wrap!

by imbored389 February 23, 2011

ghetto wrap

realizing you don't have the right wrapping paper. Followed by just using plain paper and drawing shit on it(or words if you suck at drawing).

i don't have birthday wrapping paper, so i'll just use this legal pad of paper from work and ghetto wrap it.

by sirpooonyou April 15, 2012

wang wrappers

Slang for condoms.

While we're out we need to pick up some more wang wrappers.

by Kirbalicious3 March 18, 2014

Pie wrappering

Using a pie wrapper to masturbate into while driving

Did you hear about that Auckland grammar teacher Simon Toon? He was caught pie wrappering by a student.

by BMurderface July 17, 2015

soft wrap

When you wrap a gift with wrapping paper that typically requires a box, but don't have one.

Mom! We don't have a box for this Christmas Sweater i'm giving Dad. I guess i'll have to soft wrap if with the wrapping paper and tape.

by ProfessorSnuggles April 3, 2016

Fuck Wrap

n. An alternative term for a condom. Fuck wrap is very useful for preventing diseases and pregnancy when you get way too drunk and stick your dick into something or someone that you probably shouldn't have.

The term was coined by Eric of Colorado (me!) as an exclamation of joy after waking up hung over next to a really hot, yet really slutty chick, and realizing that his penis hadn't fallen off. "Thank God for fuck wrap!"

Dude 1: Look at that smokin' hottie, I'm going to tap that all night long.

Dude 2: That chick gets around bro, make sure you bring plenty of fuck wrap.

by Aviator696 June 27, 2016