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Womp Womp

A response to any person attempting to use a purely emotional argument to further their agenda.
Guy 1: I read today about a ten year old girl with Down Syndrome who was taken from her mother and put into a cag-
Guy 2: Womp Womp
Guy 1: Did you just say "Womp Womp" to a ten year old with Down Syndrome being taken from her mother? How dare you? How- *proceeds to dissolve into nothing but insults*
by Elijah Browning June 20, 2018
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Womp

Noun:

1. A run/walk preferably in the wild.

2. A collection of people getting together to go on a collective run/walk preferably in the wild (but any venue will suffice) followed by the drinking of adult beverages and exchanging in witty banter until the adult beverages run out.

3. Sometimes used as a proper noun as in The Womp.

4. Womper: a person who womps.

Verb: To go for a run/walk

The leader of the womp is called the Pooh Bah (female: Pooh Bette). The mother womp is in Cairo, Egypt. There is now a branch womp in Jakarta, Indonesia.
Noun:

1. Let’s get together after work and go on a womp today.

2. The womp will meet after work today, so bring the adult beverages.

Verb: We went womping in the desert yesterday.
by WomperMo December 18, 2010
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womping willow

the god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.
Look a car! I think I'll eat it!
by Corey April 24, 2005
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wompus

is a giant girl who has the body and self perception of a large man bear. Assumes dude roles like: 1) being down with the dudes at all hours of the day 2) burping real gross and out loud while eating tons of gas station food with her dude friends 3) smoking a cigarette while taking a shit 4) Making up or using dude words like Wickedage and Ape Shit...etc. Scale-wise, the average female is as tall as a Wompus waist. The Wompus often feels she is by far cooler than all other girls including those of her own species, but knows she will lose any fight to a girl half her size.
Girl: You are a Wompus!
Wompus: If you got beef let's fuckin' grill it, man.

Voicemail (mind you this is at all hours of the day including the morning): What's Up, Man. You've reached (insert Wompus name) I can't hear my phone because I'm at a show.

synonyms: yeti man bear planet of the apes huge morbidly obese

antonyms: average girl, petite, fine
by Cherokee Thunderbat April 5, 2009
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wompidiggy

to dance alone in one's underwear.
"I was listening to some up-beat music last night and i started to wompidiggy."
by L & R September 6, 2008
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Wompapotatimus

A very rare large furry cat, unfortunately due to its odd breading habbits turns the cat crosseyed.
Did you see Harry J's wompapotatimus? Where did he get a cat like that, it was looking at me crosseyed!
by Telephone Kid August 30, 2010
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WOMP

Where you get impaled by a BBC in the ass. On some occasions your ribs brake because its gone that deep in you.
Ardil: Come on Tommy let's WOMP
Tommy: I don't have a BBC but let's WOMP anyway
by Coochie Kid September 22, 2019
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