Woman

A common house slave best know for efficiently cleaning dishes, and commonly refereed to the name: "Dishwasher". Although, once a month they become unapproachable due to vaginal bleeding, hence making them irritable. These humans are known for making an irrational affection for shoes. Often married to by men to be claimed at property.
Who needs a dishwasher when you have a woman!
by Conflab15 June 08, 2018
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The N****r of the world, according to John Lennon. Most convenient target and scapegoat for male users on UD who prove John right.

RIP, John Lennon. May your wife and sons have a long and happy life and never come to UD to read what men think about women. They would try to kill themselves.
The Beatles loved women and praised "the woman" in their work. Thanks guys!
by The Happy Humanist February 14, 2010
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A woman can do anything, including things men can't. When men say woman are less, it shows one of two things--that the men are truly afraid women are better and are trying to cover it up, or that these men truly don't have the slightest bit of intelligence left that they are unable to see how great women are.
by MusicianChick April 28, 2006
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Like any other kitchen appliances needs to be replace after a while
by Ruthicc October 19, 2019
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Natural Queen; Giver of Life; God's most favorite creation.
It was a woman who gave you life.
by Gee_P August 24, 2019
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Oh look it's an Unfunny human (Woman)
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The opposite to a male
Not only in gender but in personality
Women have a tendency to moan
The woman likes to moan about everything for no given reason
by Urbanoverlord February 03, 2019
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