Woody

To going missing for large periods of time without any prior notice.

Lord Lucan did a woody.

by Lord Football March 10, 2005

Mormon Woody

Getting a hard on while reading the Book of Mormon

John: Dude. I was reading the Book of Mormon and I got a hard on.

Matt: Jesus Christ! Talk about a Mormon Woody

by Rnegade November 6, 2010

wordy

Something your teachers write in red next to sentences you fluffed up to meet the word count requirement of the assignment.

Dude 1: Man, Professor Who wrote wordy next to this sentence. What the fuck does that even mean?

Dude 2: It means you used more words than you had to, bro.

Dude 3: No shit. I had to meet the word count.

by Wii LastnameLastname February 1, 2017

Woadies

A type of shoe specifficly designed to kick someone in the dick.

James: Hey Sawyer you got the woadies on?
Sawyer: Yeah man.
James: Kick this nigga in the dick

by Jnasty502 March 12, 2013

poody woody

whimp- whoos- puss- poody
(aka: a punk)
(LWPW: Light Weight Poody Woody)

Because of pressure, GW whimped out at Kyoto. He's a poody woody.

by Mark November 5, 2004

woadum

(Pronounced *Whoa* *Dumb*) an oral response to something or someone that is completly awesome and blows your mind

"That new movie was so great!"
"I know it totally blew my mind!"
"Woadum..."

by a7x.bamf December 16, 2007

Woaty

The adjective form of woat (worst of all time).

You are so woaty at Rocket League! How do you not even score?!

by Gearsguy May 24, 2019