Afghan Withdrawal

When you pull out so fast you nut in your own face.

Joe had a an Afghan Withdrawal this weekend with Jill. It was fucking awful.

by JoesBiThen September 5, 2021

automatic withdrawal

Da intensely-unhappy/stressed/fidgety "I really miss dat" feelings dat you get when someone pulls out the clip-fed Glock from yer holster and replaces it wif a simple rotary-cylinder revolver dat allows you fewer shots per loading, and dat you hafta tediously load da shells one-by-one 'steadah just dropping da empty clip and sliding in a full one.

Madea would definitely suffer MAJOR "automatic withdrawal" if da authorities took away her Glock pistol so dat she couldn't "get da gotters" anymore.

by QuacksO September 27, 2021

Kiri withdrawal

The feeling of absence of a friend named kiri when she goes from for the holidays and your apartment is empty.

I am experiencing a kiri withdrawal.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Colleen Withdrawals

When the girl of your dreams is named Colleen, and you haven't seen her for a while.

"Dang! It's been a week since I've seen her and I'm getting the shakes.., I think I'm having Colleen Withdrawals"

by Tellio March 1, 2022

party withdrawal

When you haven’t been to a party in a few weeks and are missing that thrill. You’re going through withdrawal symptoms.

“Dude we gotta find a funky this weekend I’m going through party withdrawal”

by kelly_08 March 23, 2022

Wida withdrawal

Being away from Wida for a long time and body tends to act up as if addicts haven’t had a cigarette or drugs in a long time.

I haven’t seen her for so long I’m starting to have Wida withdrawals

by Dracocr June 22, 2022

Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 14, 2022