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page rape

When 2 or more people make multiple replies to a comment/status update on a facebook page that doesn't belong to either of them.

The amount of rapidfire wordplay and oneupmanship can be intimidating for onlookers.

It is often the case during page rape that the owner of the page is unaware of the occurance, until they go to check their email/facebook hours later, finding a barage of reponses often completely unrelated to the original post.
OMG, you guys totally just page raped me! I only updated my status to say that i like sandwiches.
by martini attack September 8, 2009
mugGet the page rapemug.

page turner

A boring piece of literature that you casually flip through.
Student One "That textbook was a real page turner, man..."
Student Two "Oh snap! We's got a test on that tomorrow!"
Student One "Oh noes!!"
by Justin E. White November 27, 2007
mugGet the page turnermug.

beginning page

Specify beginning page number for correct colation.
by Hercolena Oliver March 6, 2009
mugGet the beginning pagemug.

diarrhea on the page

The bullshit type of paper you write for college when you don't feel like researching and to just fulfill the necessary page requirements
Tim: "Don't you have a paper due in like 3 hours?"

Greg: "Yeah, I figure if i just diarrhea on the page I'll at least get a C."
by Gophair January 13, 2009
mugGet the diarrhea on the pagemug.

Paging Les

The exam is about to start. Paging Les... Les Do Dis.
by Horse Power December 9, 2008
mugGet the Paging Lesmug.

Page feeding

The act of mindlessly staring at the Facebook homepage waiting for new content to be created.
MATT: What have you done today?

JAMES: Nothing mate i've been bored shitless, Just been Page feeding all morning.
by fkaldemhatas April 23, 2011
mugGet the Page feedingmug.

joey page

A 17, almost 18, year old boy who enjoys writing dirty messages to underage girls, and masturbating to their pictures. He has a lisp and is obsessed with pinkberry for some odd reason. His music is a shitty techno-ish, pop, sugary mix of faggotness. His father, Joey Page Sr., is almost as big of a creep as his son. SICKNASTY YO! =|
Joey Page, "The Teenage Rage", enjoys sucking mucho SICKNASTY penis in his spare time.
by ewjoeypage May 17, 2008
mugGet the joey pagemug.

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